I'm just kidding. Maybe.

It looks so cool all windswept!! 🔥🔥🤩🤩

Jason 🥵🥵🥵

Anyone knows the source of these gifs?

We need it with @whateeeeverr 🙏🥺

happy birthday jason! cant remember if ive uploaded this recently, but its one of of my favorites cause they're just throwing each other around :)

James is so handsy with Jason 🧐

As usual 🤭

His ass does NOT know how to fix a car

His ass does NOT know how to cook a burger

His ass does NOT know how to be a cowboy

His ass does NOT know how to box

His ass does NOT know how to play football

His ass does NOT know how to play the drums

His ass does NOT know how to calculate expenses 🤭

PS. This is a joke obviously.

I love and respect this guy with my whole heart 💜🫡

I hope he has a great birthday full of fun memories!! 💜💜🎂🎂🥳🥳🤭🤭And many more to come!! Cheers 🥂🥂

Happiest birthday to this little cutie pie 🎉🎉🎂🎂🥰🥰

Load, Metallica.

Jason in 1st photo: I f*cking love that guy

Jason in the 2nd photo: I'm so f*cking proud of him

Jason in the 3rd photo: I wanna kill that mofo

If you have a real life person as your pfp, I don't care if it's Taylor Swift or something, my subconscious will assume you look like that irl. Sometimes my subconscious even assumes that I look like my pfp irl. And if your pfp is not a real life person... Tbh my subconscious still assumes you look like that irl.

You know what, tag yourself... How close in appearance do you think you are to your pfp? Interpret how you will

Uhh like 2/10? Skin is a dif tone. My hair is brown not back, my eyes are brown too. I do not have horns. But it is semi human.

Or

8/10 if you ignore the person. I'm the shadow. Pretty accurate but not really ominous enough but I digress. Can't always be ominous all the time yk

@zabala0z @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @buried-in-the-archives @puppets-are-not-overrated

3/10

My hair is a bit longer with less grey, skin tone off, and I'll never match be able to match the manic archivist vibe.

Open tags. Want to see ya'll

I look kinda like my pfp bc it is me but as a blobfish

@silly-lil-scribbles (I always assume you look like that idk why)

noy tagged but uhhhh. a good 9/10 chat the emo faggot twink vibes go hard. i have longer hair tho and no face piercing

@cr33p-a-z01d @saturnplaza @randomslinky

you do look alottt like him

I’d say hair wise I have the same hair cut, and like general vibes they give off, but I don’t think I look like either of them

although if you imagine them combined I do kindaaaa look like them a bit idkkkkk

@i-am-but-a-holyman @tanthenotquiteman @wormdrobe @kingof-the-crossroads +open tags

you look a little bit like dan in the emo page of their calendar 🖤

my hair would look like nurse gerard's if you combed it from the middle and i do have a similar nose but honestly i'm not going to flatter myself, 5/10 similarity 😔

@the-serineopal @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @xxxmychemicalratpoisonxxx @oh-so-much-soup

idk man i have black hair now and brown eyes and im small so probably quite similar but i kinda just dont know what i look like

@david-tennants-left-ear @ra1nb0w-m4ggot @ashthecaprisun @glitterbombedshadow @goromustdie @the-sun-personified

bros a sobbing mess 10/10 he's literally me /j @insignificant-creature @wifeballsboy @robinparravel @navyii-daisy

guhhh open 4 anyone!!!!!! screeches

Spiritually I am him. So a perfect mach on the metaphysical level I suppose

(Physically I am just a dude. No feathers unfortunately lol)

@lovelyalicorn @iamstuckinthevoid @tiny-and-witchy @anobsessedpotato @coldgoldlazarus @cybermaused

ig im not as pale, stopped wearing the sleeves and look like a human but other than that yeah

@kitcats-1-braincell @vanzthekittykat @spnfansstuff @imnotadegenerateipromise @rapidlydecayingcorpse @it-came-from-mount-ebott @thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728 @larastear @silly-moth-123 @gloriousvermin @stinkykittypet @thegreatgeodo

Zero. That's a celestial body with a kitty filter over it. I am a human with no kitty filter. Womp womp.

@scp-113 @dooblez @diamond-vampire @enochian-insect @t4t-hantunia @bunbun206 @jacobolope @cherryker

i WANT to look like my profile pic 🥺. the only things i have accurate are the clothes: green hoodie/scarf, black pants 'n' white shoes. i am also quite short (5'1") and have deer ears for a headband(maybe count????)

uh final score 3.9/10

@raindropsintowater @grievingangelhopefuldemon @dotjings @freezetheblueberries @cortexrampage @alexysss @planktonstuff @kist-fen @mariheadspace

i encourage you to reblog even if you're not tagged :3

0/10

it’s a crab. I’m (unfortunately) not a crab. I do think my life would, however. Be significantly better if I was a crab.

Wait I just remembered (days later) that I was supposed to tag people

so uhhh… @hijabi-flavored-nerd @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @nowjumpinthewater and literally anyone else

y’all want to do this?

I'm not a crown unfortunately </3

@imobsessed123 @thishumanformislimiting @the-soul-detectives

i do actually look like this/j

@imobsessed123

@the-soul-detectives

@alaydabug2

I look nothing like my pfp /j

@keefe--sencen @jeannefostergoriot

Uuuhh so it’s supposed to be a picrew of me. I do have this shirt and my denim jacket looks a *bit* like that. Don’t have a audio headset, only earphones. Lips are not that red. And I’m not a picrew. But hey.

A solid 8/10 I’d say.

@cassieisinthebasementt @mildlybizarrecorvid @stopaskingmetowearthatwig

1/10 the only thing that is remotely similar to me is the skin tone

@oopsies-i-did-a-thing @multi-fandom-lunatic

@ahanarhorse @nyxs-blank-canvas

2/10 I don't have a hoodie like that, never seen a sight so beautiful, but I used to have a hoodie with similar colours

@manicali @lemoncatssss @lemedstudent2021 @ham-cheese-toastie @weapproveadamandsteve

Like 7/10, it's a picrew if me so it's pretty similar but I don't actually own those clothes and my hair has more brown in it, also the green is currently pale minty blue cause I haven't dyed it in ages...

@noahher @edgarnoe @forestgromlin @ruissluttywaist @remithegayshoebill

I not tagged but it’s fine um-

like 1/10, my hair is brown not purple and way longer than that, my eyes are brown not green, I don’t have moon stickers stuck to my face, I’m pale but not that pale, and I have 0 jawline. Only thing remotely similar is the shirt and I don’t even have it in blue (oh I’m talking about the ver with the og colors and not the freaky lighting btw whoops)

@opaloctober5892 @totally-not-a-commie @strange-scottish-guy @mossy-enigma @weirdo-of-the-woods

4/10 because the skin tone, hair colour, and gender are about the same but also he is so much older than me and I don’t dress like that but there is also the Scottish thing so idk

Tags: @quiclycasual @theblueshark @anxious-alyssia @totally-not-a-commie @darthvadersinhaler and anyone else who wants to :)

2/10 cause I mean…we both like swimming and we can bite, and I’m not white or gray, and then there’s the whole not being an elasmobranch fish thing but let’s not get into that rn

@spineless-lobster @starpineninja @cartaline

@malintzyn @popcorn-milk and anyone else who wants to join!!!

we kind of look similar??? white kids with big smiles is about the gist of our similarities LMAO

@1-jar-of-stars @nutluvs @ghoulwings

I think our only similarity is probably the haircut

@ropes3amthoughts

Me and Kabru look nothing alike. Whether it’s hair color, skin color, eye color, hair style, or like literally everything, it’s just all different. 0/10 in terms of similarity.

@marthefish @peasantpizza @fabuladorah

My pfp is literally me so yeah

@nevermoorfan6789 @chaosdoesnotdefineme @saint-sebastian-coded

I was wondering if I was the only one who does this… like I literally picture one of my moots as a giant angry cat.

My profile pic ehh I mean it could look similar at first glance, but i have brown hair, freckles and greenish hazel eyes, morrigan does not.

@hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @chaosdoesnotdefineme @neherandunasflor @floorworm @iiiidiotnathanieliii @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @jasonmendozafanpage @idontknowreallywhy @laminated-entity

I do not look like Billie Joe. a while back I had grown my hair out and then I looked like that pic of him on the No Fun Mondays cover (fun fact: I have the exact same glasses and recreated the cover lol)

BUT NO I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM

@thestupidestseagull (yk why I tagged you) @x4n-d3r @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love and anyone that wants to join bc I'm too lazy to tag again loll

HAH I always think of you as Billie bro

hmm I mean my face does kinda look like hers and I do have kinda crazy hair.. maybe

@someone-kill-the-ej hehe Eric roberts

@vancruejovi

@justagremlinoncaffeine

And anyone elseee

@ziggy-stardust-is-in-love oops sorry it took me so long!!

I mean I had his hair for a long time (rip mullet, you will return soon!!) But I’ve always been told I look like Michael J Fox or Billie Joe Armstrong. I’m also a short king lol

@metalmusicwhore @ride-the-hammett and anyone else lol ✨

Thanks for the tag @vancruejovi😁😁

I don't look anything like Kirk....🤣🤣I've got long, straight hair and am way shorter then he is!! And I'm not a man....lol 🤭🤭😉😉Plus, he's got a daker complexion than I do!!

Tagging @novacallisto; @boy-oneder, @kirks-exquisite-vegan-pancakes; @aimbuddylist, @slappycr0w and anyone else who wants to!! 😉😉🤭🤭

Thanks for the tag @ride-the-hammett 🥰

I don't look like Jason at all😁the only thing we have in common is our curly hair. Although, he had long auburn curly hair, I have short dark brown curly hair😁

I tag @hailsatanifyouplease 🩵

@novacallisto and @slappycr0w thank you both for the tag 💜

I don't look like either of them, so it's 0/10 (I'm female btw).

I wish I had curly hair like Jason or at least wavy like James, but my hair is straight 😅 color depends on the season, but it's rather dark blonde. I'm also not so skinny like they were in this pic and I have brown eyes.

Only thing that we have in common, apart from the looks (which we don't), is sense of humor and my laughter sounds like Jason's 😂

I tag: @mljxxxdaily @hetfield89 @metalmaidenn

Thanks so much @leviathanlazarus for this moodboard tag! ❤️❤️

Tagging - @orreur @suicidekings @eggrollforyou @fancycolours @greeneyezblackheart @weloveachother @pisces-core @jd-mp3 @peppermint-candy @born-to-lose @daveslutstaine @clockworkfairy @makaylasthings @burn-on-the-flame & anyone else who wants to do this! ❤️

Thank you so much for tagging me!! <3

Tagging @yvieluvs @lovelyteuvo @lolitaondrugsssss @bitchidontpost @mamaleena and everyone who wants to!! <3

thanks for tagging me !!🙈 <3

tagging @unknownperson246 @nenynra @ride-the-hammett @rocknrollflames @liveinalovelyway and anyone else who wants to join🤗

Thanks for the tag @yvieluvs 🥰🥰

If you want to @vancruejovi; @rhythm-catsandwine; @boy-oneder; @rocknrollflames; @novacallisto; @boundbyeclipse; @kirks-exquisite-vegan-pancakes; @poneystoney, @endlessvoidsnkittens and anyone else that feels like it!! 🤩🤩💜💜

Thanks for the tag @ride-the-hammett 🥰

I tag @slappycr0w @hailsatanifyouplease ❤️

Oh thank you @novacallisto for the tag 💜

Some of these are constant and some are only current obsessions 😉 here we go!

I tag @mljxxxdaily @hetfield89 @metalmaidenn @xx-floydsm and @whateeeeverr 😘

just a little something inspired by sleepless thoughts about james and jason and their relationship. (not a ship piece!)

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they’d been so close, and for so long, and foolishly jason believed he could take the place above james’s ego and fear, that maybe metallica as an entity wouldn’t suffocate what they’d built.

he was wrong.

and in complete honesty, jason couldn’t find it in himself to be completely surprised when james said they could “make other arrangements”. it was a threat, after all, and in james’s mind jason had become a traitor to the great and powerful metallica. it was all or nothing. complete loyalty to the band or none at all.

even after leaving, signing the paperwork and taking his amps and focusing on echobrain, jason still dreamt of him, of the softness his features took on when he was asleep, or relaxed, or they found a moment on stage together when 40,000 people melted away and it was just them. james used to look into his eyes and smile, ecstatic and wild, and the first time it happened all those years ago jason knew he was hooked. he had his dream and he’d do whatever it took to prove he’d earned it.

james had thanked him once, over several beers and little sleep, for not giving up on them in the beginning.

“we put you through so much shit, man, and you just took it.”

“i had to. i mean, i knew it was gonna be worth it in the end.”

james had been quiet for a moment, rubbing his thumb over the edge of his bottle. finally, he spoke, and he couldn’t meet jason’s gaze. “did you?” he asked. “did you really know?”

“i trusted you enough to let myself believe it. i still do.”

and he hadn’t needed to say anything else. they sat in silence until the first gray light of dawn, peaceful in each other’s space. afterwards, tossing under his starchy hotel sheets, jason fell half asleep dreaming of cheering crowds, bright lights, and james right beside him, smiling.