I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times
We should normalize saying 'death to America'. It should be a greeting. It should be a prayer we said everyday.
Happy Scoot Carefully And Then Slide Down A Snowy Hill On Your Fluffy Butt Tuesday to all who celebrate
this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED