call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
Created by Charles Le Brun (1619-1690), a French painter, this artpiece was designed to decorate the ceiling of the chapel within the Palace of Versaiiles, though this plan was never realized.
she is my best friend
when cat
so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
i take it back ads on this site rules, actually
im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
"...we both get plenty of use out of it..."
Angèle Blanche Denvil - Snack Time (1913)