reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that
bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7
April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum
Ковригин Олег
Личинке холодно (1995)
The grub is cold
wont someone do anything
i put them in slepytime teabags
tumblr where are they
I read the original hunger games trilogy when the movies were coming out; can I still read SotR or do I need to read other books before this one?
I would say you don’t need to, since I haven’t read the og trilogy since I was 17. It might make it a better reading experience context wise if you’ve read or watched a ballad of songbirds and snakes, but it’s not like, necessary. Haymitch info drops in a way katniss never did so you’re totally fine he’ll catch you up to speed lol
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
Rough out there for bisexual Alex