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if you’re about to die, might as well try.
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oh shit
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
Re blogging this because there is change this might save a life.
yeah guys!! go ahead and try this if you’re in a life or death situation even without any proper training what-so-ever..
*begins vigilant training*
(via imp3rfuckti0n)
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”
(via ratchet-mess-blog)
(via yourenosaint)Dating someone with severe depression is not just holding them at night while they cry.
It’s having them hurt you and grow crueler for each fight. It’s the fact that sometimes they need to get out their anger, and they won’t know how so they’ll take it out on themselves or everyone around them. It’s endless doctor appointments and having to use most of your money on bandage and pencil sharpeners. It’s watching them have panic attacks while you feel helpless. It’s knowing that no matter how mad you are at them, they’ll always be more disappointed in themselves. It’s being scared to leave because you fear that’ll break the last pieces of them. It’s knowing you’ll never know everything about them. It’s staying up all night worried and scared that this is the last night with them. It’s also fearing they don’t believe how much you love them, even if you tell them.
It’s wanting to hold them tight and say it’ll all be okay, but having to face the fact that they’ll only let you do that on good days.
(via barraily)