things are scary right now so here’s three pictures of my dog violet

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“my material and social needs aren’t being met and all i got was this lousy cbt worksheet” t-shirt

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

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Ironically, one of them is "don't testify falsely"

idk what corporate shill needs to hear this, but wanting tumblr to continue existing actually does NOT give you a moral obligation to buy tumblr premium

nothing funnier than the shock on someone's face when they try to be condescending to you about your autism & fail miserably. i was in a course and the instructor said something so extremely bigoted it was a genuine safety risk so i raised my hand and when he called on me i very calmly took him to task about it and then a few classmates backed me up and he backpedaled so all in all it worked out.

later one of my colleagues approached me in private and said, "hi. i know you've said that sometimes with your autism it can be difficult to read a room and know when it's appropriate to have certain discussions so i just wanted to tell you that the issue you brought up in class earlier, well, it wasn't the time. you could have waited to talk to the instructor after class or emailed him. it sorta caused a scene, and i know you don't mean to. : )"

i laughed and said, "yes i did. i confronted him about it in front of everyone because what he said needed to be challenged in front of everyone. it would've been dangerous for people to leave today believing what he said with no other points of view."

and my colleague looked SO shocked. he said, "oh! well, huh. okay!"

he really heard an autistic person calmly and succinctly articulate an argument about human rights and thought, "well that must be a mistake."

💀💀💀

this doesn't just apply to autism tbh. the issue here is that so many people spend their entire lives desperately trying to adhere to the status quo, whatever it is in any given moment, and remain neutral, that they stand by while bigotry thrives in their company.

obviously there are people who need to do that for safety, but many people, like my colleague, do have the power and position to speak out, but they don't. so when they hear something they might even recognize is unacceptable, and someone says, "that's unacceptable," they see the person challenging the problem as the actual agitator.

my colleague was uncomfortable with conflict, and it was convenient for him that i'm autistic because he could assume it was simply a lapse in judgement that i said anything. not that it was responsible to say something, and i'm the person who did, and perhaps next time HE should.

the rest of my classmates agreeing with me? well, just ignore them i guess.

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

  1. might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
  2. even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option

3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

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Fetish content!

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I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

inbabylontheywept:
“I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I...

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

Cairo skyline with the pyramids visible.  Beyond the skyline is a giant frog approaching the city.  Text at the bottom reads: "Where the fuck is pharaoh"ALT

Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

Why is tonight different from all other nights?

Tonight, we reaffirm our commitment that all people regardless of ethnicity, creed, sexual orientation, or disability deserve to be free.

That includes Palestine.

When you say "Next Year in Jerusalem" this year, let it be with hope for a Palestine free of walls, checkpoints, and apartheid. An America free of fascism. A world free of prisons, nation states, and pharaohs in all their forms.

Say it with intent to bring that world into being.

So Chag Sameach everyone! Happy Passover! Free Palestine!

Now let's get to work.

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

jokerkind specibus ass

that joke can't stop me because i didn't read homestuckALT

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

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On a website selling an anti-wifi amulet

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biancathecrossbow

Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

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People really don’t know that he was a member of the Black Panther Party and only got into acting because his mother was worried he was gonna get whacked by the FBI, huh

My favorite thing to say when someone won't do something for me is, "Aw, c'mon, it's my birthday this year," and if they catch on and say, "What are you talking about? This YEAR? Everybody has a birthday this YEAR," respond with, "You're really gonna act like this on everybody's birthday?"

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