when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
ALT
But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes “you know the field behind costco?” and we all nod and he says “I got lost in the field behind costco.”