does the audience love you now?

hiiiii im between jobs right now and need things like groceries so im opening 3 emergency commissions slots! prices are listed in USD.

will do: player characters, OCs, ship art, and existing characters (e.g. phoenix wright). i dont have much practice with anthro but im willing to give it a shot if its what you want from me

will not do: gore, nsfw, mecha, incest, pedophilia

i withhold the right to refuse a commission for any reason

if you have original characters, please send me visual reference (character sheet, piccrew, etc)

payment will be via paypal invoice. if interested, send me a dm!

new pinned! i have 5 slots open!

trying to fall asleep, rifling around my brain to figure out what noises it wants, it supplies “music box style music,” now i feel like a cartoon baby

Ummmm i was supposed to draw a klapollo thing but i saw an awesome fit while searching for refs and all thoughts left my brain 👍

when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

it's imteremsting how you can post mostly art on the internet without telling much about yourself but people will create a picture of your personality in their heads just from seeing your art. and most of these assumptions are wrong. and they will never change unless you uncover something about yourself. thousands of versions of you live in people's heads. you became thousands of different people you will never be in real life

Out of curiosity rb and put in the tags how many fics come up when you type your last name into ao3. Apparently even though my last name is uncommon there's like 500

Fake rare last name havers when real ones come at them LOL

Showing the cis women who make fics about skinny hairless bottom trans men a trans bear with a strap so they get heart attacks

Showing the cis women who make fics about skinny hairless bottom trans men the wiki page for phallo so they get heart attacks

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

also rfta is actually the best case in aa1 because edgeworth’s car is no longer accessible so it’s easy to imagine him having to take the subway

a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

PEER REVIEWED

do you have big beautiful brown eyes

yes

no

results

do you think prev is older or younger than you?

.

older

younger

exactly the same age

idk

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT JOHN FUCKING DARNIELLE MR. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS HIMSELF JUST SHARED THIS ON BSKY AND SAID IT WAS GREAT AND LOVELY WORK. WHAT IF I DIED