beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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you ever killed your own vibe by thinking too much

Anne Hathaway | V Magazine | April 22, 2024 | 📷 Chris Colls

should i make a part 2?

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

Showing me happily married kanthony is like giving crack to a toddler 😭😭😭😭

worst matchmaker ever...

if you're not getting finger fucked in a carriage on your way home from a ball after your crush sabotages your only marriage prospect, then what are you doing????