Clean jokes

These clean jokes are so polished, you could eat off them!

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor

“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them in or not.” God says, “Well we do have standards here. Ask them some simple questions, if...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.“If you're going to kill each other, do it outsideI just finished cleaning.” #funny, #joke, #humor

Jokes don’t always need to be dirty to be funny. You can have funny, clean, wholesome jokes as well. Check out the top 62 Christian Humor jokes. #humor #jokes #christian

Celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine with these funny Spring Jokes for kids! They're perfect for March, April, and May!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

... and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day, but on his way he notices a young boy fishing few feet away from him. The man immediately notices the kid has several buckets full of fish, then witnesses him reeling in yet another one. “Excuse me”, the man...

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, ‘What’s with the money in the jar?’ ‘Well... you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.’ The man certainly isn’t going to pass this...