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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Welcome to my blog! I mainly reblog things here, but on occasion I make my own posts. Happy to have you here!

I go by Nico or Elijah, and my pronouns are he/him, but basically anything works.

My speaking tag is The Monarch Speaks, so feel free to browse that if you wanna see my rambles.

DNI: Terfs, MAPs, racists, bigots, etc etc. Basically don’t be a dick on my blog and you’ll be fine. Anon hate will be blocked!

Favourite media:

Hatchetfield series (Starkid)

Vocaloid (especially Project Sekai)

Project Milgram

Splatoon

Among us

Squid Game

I’m On Observation Duty

Danganronpa (not canon anymore, mainly fangan OCs belonging to me and others!)

Death Note

Finally, I have a LOT of OCs, so feel free to drop an ask about them!! See you around 💚

Pinned Post the monarch speaks new pinned post!
redstonedust
redstonedust

Ted Nivision, from "I Watched Every Barbie Movie Ever Made"ALT
Jenny Nicholson, from "THE Vampire Diaries Video"ALT
Quinton Reviews, from "The Collapse of Sam & Cat"ALT
BHultra, from "Analyzing EVERY Total Drama Contestant In One Video"ALT

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

redstonedust

Brian David Gilbert, from "Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 minutes."ALT
Brian David Gilbert, from "Ranking all 200+ Mega man robots"ALT
Brian David Gilbert, from "Waluigi, Unravelled."ALT
Brian David Gilbert, from "When can Mario retire?"ALT

wait how could i forget him. mr gilbert the king of this genre.

i saw the first half and went WHERE'S BRIAN. also Ive watched the ted nivision barbie video in the first half its so funny i must rewatch
keepcalmandcarriefischer
thecrowfinder

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

your-nonbinary-pal

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

thecrowfinder

Do not.