Literally Only Thinking About Good Omens

shacklesburst:

like I dunno man, maybe being a part of some kind of customs union with other european nations would be a good first step. just a thought tho I don’t know anything about how any of this works ofc

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helloitsbees:

velvetacademia-deactivated20210:

BEE DAGGER !!

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totebagbisexual:

dragging myself on my hands and knees through the dirt with my only motivation being the idea of a future version of myself who is older and wiser and happier than i am, looking to me and telling me it’ll get better. i’ve met her before and she’s always been right, so i am trusting her

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cute-catts:

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william-s-churros:

this is how i envision the dialogue in severance having never watched it and only seeing peoples incomprehensible posts about it

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azdesertwillow:

xiaq:

xiaq:

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

Just gonna reblog this again. For reasons.

OP’s tags on this are worth posting too. Especially that last part. Read them again if you have to

wiremotherofficial:

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate

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transfaguette:

ALT

look at these jokers man we’re not making it out of ante 3

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sillystigmata:

I’m normal!

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supreme-leader-stoat:

behindnightmaresanddreams:

caltracat:

loumandliker:

loumandliker:

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google “Boston Tea Party” for more

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