Maximilien Robespierre
@tribundupeuple
Seul le peuple est bon, juste et vertueux. Le trahir, c'est trahir la Révolution.
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Welcome, citizen.

After heavy and repeated insistence from my friends and colleagues, I eventually agreed to create this… account. I have been reproached
of becoming too cut off from the people and their interests. It seems to me that this strange app can be used to facilitate the reception of the citizens’ enquiries and demands.

I am citizen Maximilien Robespierre, deputy for the Seine department at the National Convention, elected member of the Comité de Salut Public and part of the Rousseau fan clu… I mean, the Jacobin club.

My dear family is also here : @bonbonrobespierre and @citoyennelottie

Please do not hesitate to leave your messages for me to the trustful hands of Citizen Maurice Duplay. Residents of counter-revolutionary cities who need to complain about the awful conduct of a représentant en mission should come directly to me. I have a lot of work to do and I may not always be able to grant you an audience, but I will always find time to help.

Trust the Revolution, trust the Comité and trust your representatives. Happiness is for tomorrow.

Robespierre.

((so yeah, it’s a silly maxime ooc roleplay account. anyone, feel free to interact, just don’t be a dick <3

Keep also in mind this account was created for entertainment purposes, so it will not be 100% historically accurate))

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21fructidor

21fructidor asked:

Maxime—

Forgive the liberty, but how could I resist? There is a certain charm in addressing you informally, in letting the syllables of your name roll off the tongue.. I hope you’ll grant me this little indulgence.

You see, I find myself once again drawn to my sketchbook. The muses (capricious creatures that they are) have returned to me at last, whispering inspiration with feverish urgency. I’ve taken up the study of the human form—the play of light across skin, the tension of muscle beneath stillness, the poetry of posture… you understand. Art demands honesty, you see. Vulnerability. The subject must be captured as they truly are: unadorned, unguarded, unmasked. Stripped of pretense, if not—well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. A man must nourish his creative impulses lest he wither, and I confess I’ve been rather parched.

And it is in this sacred pursuit that I, a humble student of beauty and brushwork, find myself in need of a model.

Oh, but do not blush, mon agneau! this is not some debauched fantasy. This is art! Republic-sanctioned, profoundly moral art. I would never reduce such a request to something vulgar—I, Fabre d’Églantine, have standards, even if they are... eccentric in shape. Art, after all, is sacred, is it not? And what higher calling could there be than to immortalize the image of virtue itself?

I understand, of course, if you require assurances—discretion, modesty, the covering of any windows that may cause undue distress. You may even keep your breeches on, if that pleases you (though from an artistic standpoint I might gently protest. Clothing is, I regret to say, something of an impediment to such work).

I merely ask—should you find yourself with a few hours of leisure (a rare and endangered beast, I know), might you indulge an old acquaintance by posing for a few—ah—studies? Artistic studies. Anatomical, intellectual, ideological studies of form and grace. For posterity, of course.

You would, in doing so, be contributing to the cultivation of republican art, to the elevation of the people’s aesthetic sensibilities, and, dare I say, to the spiritual health of your poor friend who so seldom receives inspiration of such... quality.

Think of it as a civic duty, ma colombe!

tribundupeuple answered:

Although Robespierre would reply “Don’t call me Maxime” in that laconic, jaded tone implying how used to this kind of situation he was, Fabre usually only complied with this demand for two minutes before falling back into this annoying habit. It was like living in an infinite time loop, so much so that he didn’t even really mind anymore and kept repeating it out of habit, knowing that he was more likely to win the national lottery than have his request complied with.

The reason he let Fabre pollute his ears with his monologue was quite simple: he had recently given him a chance to redeem himself and prove his sincere and genuine attachment to the Republic. In the face of those who forced a policy of Terror as an unavoidable necessity, he advocated reconciliation and a second chance, on condition that people who beneficiated from this honored their commitments.

It was obvious to anyone who had bothered to open a history book, but Robespierre didn’t actually enjoy sending people to the guillotine. The vain but monstrous efforts he made to try and save Camille’s head bore witness to this.

Fabre talks a lot, but Maximilien has learned patience from living with Augustin, and he knows that when someone uses a lot of very complicated words to say very little with so many twists, it means they’re about to ask him a favor. So he waits for his interlocutor to reach his goal. And, thinking in advance that it’s going to be a request for a loan, as is often the case, he prepares a short, polite negative reply:

“If you plan to ask me for money, I don’t-”

…oh apparently, it wasn’t about money.

The discussion drifts on to art, more specifically painting. Maximilien is not surprised; he remembers the charming representations that were created to illustrate the Republican calendar. He nods to indicate that he is now listening attentively. He’s not insensitive to art - he took a keen interest in the Louvre exposition project of 1793 and the setting up of departmental museums. Making the art of painting public and accessible to all citizens seemed to him a project worthy of being defended, in line with the ideals of Diderot who had sketched out the idea. Subsequently, David had begun to immortalize every important event in republican history with his masterful brush.

So yes, he does take the trouble to listen to whatever Fabre had to suggest, without faking it by uttering “mmh” every two minutes to pretend he’s following the thread of the monologue. And just when he was beginning to feel hopeful, he’s immediately disillusioned. He wants to take Maxime as a model, and draw him… unclothed, if possible. He blushes a little, both in embarrassment and surprise. But this wasn’t the first time he was confronted with this kind of situation: David had already painted him like that, and fortunately, the sketches had never leaked into the hands of the public, because it wasn’t just him: David had nude drawings of all the tiers-état deputies of the 1789 Estates General including Mirabeau. That would make him the most powerful man in France if he suddenly decided to blackmail them all with it.

“What kind of project would it be for exactly? ’Form and grace’ is a little too vague.”

His prudent, hesitant attitude, devoid of any trace of anger, shows that he hasn’t really said no yet. As much as he hated putting his own image forward, if these drawings were done privately for the sake of genuine and serious anatomical studies, and if Fabre explained to him in detail how he proceeded, perhaps he could learn something from painting and drawing. And if it was related to a project that would serve the Republic, it was even better. Maxime wasn’t really a creative person, or at least he never found the time or opportunity to find out if he was any good at it, apart from poetry when he was younger. And he was curious.

“I accept on one condition. During the Festival of the Supreme Being, we will use fire effects for the revelation of the Statue of Wisdom. The effigies and the leaves that will be placed on it are supposed to catch fire but not the rest of the set up. The problem is I don’t know if it will be enough to protect it. I need to test the efficiency of the leaves on someone willing to risk the burn.”

He stared at Fabre now, curious to see how far he was willing to go to get this painting from him.

“Strangely enough, no one volunteered yet.”

21fructidor

[ Fabre blinks. Once. Twice. His mouth opens like it’s about to form a polite, charming little laugh—then it closes again, his lips pressed together in a tight line as if to trap whatever was trying to escape. His brows knit slightly, not in offense, but in a bemused, slightly horrified expression. Like someone trying to determine whether the person across from him had just made a joke, a threat, or both. Was MaximeMaximilien bloody Robespierrebartering? Was this some carefully veiled way of saying "no" that involved the possibility of setting him ablaze? ]

Ah,

[ He said at last, drawing the syllable out like he was buying time, gaze drifting to the side like a man who'd just been asked to dive into the Seine in winter—for patriotism. ]

You, ah—you wish to set me on fire, Maxime?

[ He laughed weakly, smoothing a hand down the front of his coat as if the mere idea had already singed it. Then he straightened his collar and, more delicately, the cuffs of his sleeves. ]

Right. Of course. No one else volunteered. Yes. Naturally.. I must confess, Maxime—pardon, Citizen Robespierre—I hadn’t expected to be bartered like a common chicken in the Place du Marché for the privilege of studying your form..

[ He squints at Robespierre now, squints like a man trying to peer through a mask that may or may not be joking. But Maxime’s expression remains, maddeningly, the same—a patient, inquisitive stillness, as though Fabre were a specimen in a jar rather than a human being currently doing mental math on how flammable his hair might be. ]

But—really,

[ Fabre continues after a beat, straightening his cravat like a man preparing for a trial, ]

How hot are we talking? A gentle lick of flame, perhaps? An ostentatious sort of fire? Symbolic fire? The kind that implies purification and glory and does not, ideally, burn through flesh or fabric?

[ He glances sidelong. ]

It’s just—this coat is camlet, you know. Finely dyed, very difficult to replace. And I’m fairly certain my tailor has fled to Bruxelles..

[ He was dithering. He knew it. Maximilien knew it. He knew Maximilien knew that he knew that Maximilien knew it. ]

…Clothing can be replaced,

[ Fabre murmured with the tone of a man desperately trying to convince himself of something. ]

Skin less so. But…

Damn it, I want to draw you! Fine. Fine! For the Republic, for the muses, for the shape of your improbable collarbones—I suppose I could endure a little singeing. I’ll stand beneath the burning leaves and pray to whichever Roman virtue you like best.

tribundupeuple

How hot are we talking? A gentle lick of flame, perhaps? An ostentatious sort of fire? Symbolic fire? The kind that implies purification and glory and does not, ideally, burn through flesh or fabric?

— Just regular fire, Fabre. You are overthinking this.”

Maximilien did his utmost to prevent the edge of his lips from lifting in a perfidious smile. Fabre always behaved so familiarly with him, he never thought one day he would have the opportunity to see him so bewildered, almost on the verge of panic. This poor man was touching his clothes in a frenzy, sweating profusely and stammering until he's almost silenced, while Maximilien rests his chin against the palm of his hand and looks at him patiently, satisfied that he's not the one in this duo who loses control of his emotions for once. He even has the impertinence to glance at his watch, as if the conversation was starting to bore him, to further push Fabre to make a decision more quickly.

“Camlet? In the month of Germinal?”

He pushes his glasses up his nose in a very disdainful gesture when criticizing his clothing choices.

“Well, then, it is time to change your tailor. And to find more patriotically committed acquaintances in this Republic.”

There was a kind of menacing undertone behind these words. Everyone knew that Fabre had connections with the Court and, more generally, with people who had very good reasons to emigrate as far away from the fatherland as possible, though it was unclear whether Fabre went there just because the gossip was particularly juicy, or for less avowed reasons.

In the end, he accepted Robespierre's... incendiary terms. He thought of writing a note later to Maurice Duplay to inform him that they had finally found a willing test subject, willing being an important condition in determining who would pay the hospital bills in the event of an unfortunate accident.

“I will prepare the contract, then. If I ever find out that these drawings have been taken out of the private sphere and published, there will be consequences. And there is no point in fleeing France, I'll even find you on the Moon and drag you to court.”

When he says this, he looks at him with his most frightening dictator gaze - in reality, it's a classic death stare, but one that has the particularity of scaring the Girondins. The strange remark he heard about his collarbones made him frown in confusion, and reflexively he closed his vest as if to hide them. It wasn't the best thing to say to someone who didn't like his physical appearance in the first place.

“I'd also like to learn...” He adds, in a slightly more uncertain voice. “...how to draw.”

After a brief moment of silence, as if he just realized something, he hastens to clarify:

“Not necessarily you. But drawing fruits, for example, I suppose it would be a good start.”

21fructidor

Regular fire. My God, just regular fire! As if regular fire were not also the domain of witches, heretics, and overly ambitious festival planners. Why not a gentle drowning while we’re at it? A tasteful hanging? Mon Dieu. One asks for a little vulnerability, and instead receives the threat of spontaneous combustion. What a romance!

First of all, you wound me, Robespierre. Truly. First you offer to roast me like a chestnut, and now you insult my camlet? This fabric was chosen specifically to bring out the earnest sincerity in my eyes.. And for the record! Camlet is resilient and breathes better than the heavy sort of wool, which you’d know if you spent less time plotting my immolation and more time at the Théâtre Français observing my costume choices like a civilized man. This coat—this humble camlet—is not mere vanity! It is, in fact, a tribute. To suffering. To the trials of spring. To the eternal contradiction between man and season. Symbolism, Maxime. Surely you’ve heard of it.

[ Fabre would then lean in, wrapping an arm around Robespierre and pressing a finger to the other mans chest, then he grinned. The kind of grin that didn’t just tease, but dared. ]

But alas, I accept your terms. Flames and all. And I will be waiting for this contract—but do not expect me not to read it. As for your threats, mon agneau, I find them… oddly touching. There’s something sweet in knowing you’d chase me to the moon just to see justice done. You must truly care.

[ Then, softer, as he folded his hands behind his back and began to move behind Robespierre in a lazy semi-circle ]

Don’t worry. Your precious collarbones are safe from publication. I would never betray your trust like that. I thought you would know me better..

[ Fabre stopped the instant Maximilien said it. “I’d like to learn how to draw.”, It certainly got his attention. ]

Oh?

[ He breathed, with all the dangerous delight of a cat realizing the bird has voluntarily flown into its mouth. ]

Oh?

[ In one graceful motion, he straightened his posture, smoothed his rumpled sleeves, and arched a brow with exaggerated sophistication. The glint in his eye returned. ]

Well then—

[ He started, voice slow and indulgent like melted chocolate, ]

if that is your wish—how fortunate you should know someone so vastly, monumentally, tragically qualified to provide such lessons! Fruits are an admirable choice. Round. Succulent. Modest. Of course, one must begin with the basics: curvature, contour, the gentle press of shadow on a sunlit surface. You’d be surprised how similar the shape of a pear is to—well, never mind. The important thing is gesture. It’s all in the wrist, Citizen Robespierre.

In the meantime, while I prepare myself to be charred for the privilege of sketching your blessed anatomy, you may gather your paper and your pears and we can have a charming afternoon sketching pears like good republican schoolchildren. And if you’re ever tempted to draw me, I do request my better side.

[ Fabre gestured vaguely to his whole face. ]

Whichever that is.

tribundupeuple

Fabre’s arm slid along his shoulders, like a small snake. Not the kind of poisonous snake that might kill him with a venomous bite, but the annoying type you might unintentionally kick when hiking in the tall grass. Maximilien remains still and his gaze never leaves his interlocutor, including when he circles him like a vulture that has spotted a sheep. The animal metaphors that came to his mind were certainly not very gratifying today. The way he was attached to that camlet coat didn’t make a very good impression on Robespierre, who wasn’t particularly materialistic. Sure, he took care of his clothes, but he didn’t own many of them, and not of such fine workmanship. The only luxuries he indulged in were his wigs and their care products. Besides, today he was wearing a dark-blue frock coat in a rough fabric reminiscent of bedsheets, which could be a beautiful accessory if he took the trouble to enhance it. When Fabre released him, he put his hand on his own shoulder to smooth the fabric.

“It is precisely because I know you that I take such precautions.”

He was facing a very good actor who knew how to disguise his expressions as well as his intentions, a far better actor than Collot had ever been and ever would be. And an actor who loved money and vain pleasures, the most dangerous of his kind. Therefore, caution was the watchword. Besides, he seemed far too interested to know that Maxime wanted to learn how to draw. Immediately, he began to regret not having simply asked David - but his friend was always busy with big projects, and he didn’t dare bother him with trivia. Fabre, on the other hand, had all the time in the world. He did nothing all day except cost money to his country.

“Paper and pears. All right.”

He glanced doubtfully at his face as he presented it to him, pretended to ponder, then shook his head negatively.

“No thanks. I will stick to the pear.”

He then took a step back to put some distance between them. He got what he wanted, now he had to hold up his end of the bargain and agree to pose… well, he will try to negotiate to keep as many clothes as possible.

“When should I come back for this sketching session of yours?”

Anonymous asked:

Greetings, my well esteemed Patriot.


Forgive the abruptness of this missive, and know that the tardiness of its arrival weighs upon me deeply.

I am fully aware that your spirit scorns empty flattery, I yet cannot remain silent. You stand as a beacon; as one, if not the most virtuous citizens our glorious Revolution has ever known. It is a profound regret that fate did not allow for our paths to cross more profoundly, and that it granted us both such… Ends.

What I endeavor to convey, Citizen Robespierre, is that, even from beyond... Your unwavering fight for our sacred ideals resonates. You stand firm against the vipers, the uncommitted, and those who fester with moral decay.

But I beg of you now... Know this, Citizen: you are not alone. Feel always my most fervent and sincere support. The very essence of our revolutionary cause smiles upon your endeavors. Receive now my most fraternal embrace.

And if this brings you true benefit, then let it be known: my ears will always strain to catch your every word and my lips will fiercely defend you until the very echoes of our after existence fades away.

Sincerely,

- L’Ami du Peuple, Jean Paul Marat.

(( @revolutionaryroommates ))

Citizen Marat, Friend of the people, Very dear,

I know that every one of your compliments is sincere, for I am familiar with your renowned frankness, which I hold in high esteem despite its excesses of language. You were taken from us far too soon, at a time when you were indispensable to us and our young Republic was not yet ready to let its most devoted and patriotic father go. Every day, we mourned and lamented your sudden demise.

Your words of friendship and support fill my heart with immense joy. But there is nothing you can do about my inherent loneliness and the indifference or confusion my decisions and vision of a virtuous Republic sometimes inspire. Perhaps I am condemned to give my life for this Revolution without ever being fully understood by my peers, and only the future will do me true justice.

Still, to have found you in this afterlife is a considerable consolation.
Have you found a true meaning in your existence here? Do you think we can reach happiness in an afterlife that no longer makes sense, where there is no sublime goal to attain anymore? I sometimes feel desperate for all this eternity I have ahead of me with nothing to do with it but wait.

And what are we even waiting?

Salut et affection.

Robespierre.

tetreaultology-and-tabarnak

Anonymous asked:

Will all the members (Including Jeanbon Saint-André and Prieur de la marne) of the CSP take the ice bucket challenge together at the same time to raise fund? What will it be like?

tribundupeuple answered:

For this to happen, each member of the Committee would have to agree individually to take part in this initiative, and I doubt it will happen.

And even if we managed to organize such thing, most of us have fragile health, we are at risk of catching a bad cold, maybe pneumonia, and we won’t be able to work.

tetreaultology-and-tabarnak

Can I put the arses responsible for sending Turreau, Rossignol and L'échelle headfirst into said ice buckets? I just want to hold them gently until they stop kicking. What?

*evil grin*

tribundupeuple

…My dear cousin, with all due respect and affection, I don’t think I would trust you with anything that can be used as a weapon in presence of the Committee members

le-vieux-cordelier asked:

Maxime.

Things have certainly changed, haven't they? Why don't I take you away and actually get you a decent meal for once, well, one by Lucile's hand and probably me helping along? Or maybe we could be in my study with our shared memories of olden days within the halls of Louis Le Grand? To be fair, things and events played out differently for you and I, though, I wish I had your luck after school.

Why don't we just remember the good old days? The days before the revolution where we had ideas and such, and the visions propelled into the future. I'd love to reminisce about those days.

It sounds like an excellent idea. And I haven’t seen little Horace for a while, what kind of godfather does that make me?

Thank you, Camille.

Anonymous asked:

Will all the members (Including Jeanbon Saint-André and Prieur de la marne) of the CSP take the ice bucket challenge together at the same time to raise fund? What will it be like?

For this to happen, each member of the Committee would have to agree individually to take part in this initiative, and I doubt it will happen.

And even if we managed to organize such thing, most of us have fragile health, we are at risk of catching a bad cold, maybe pneumonia, and we won’t be able to work.

OOC POST

(( I’m doing this one last time to make sure the information gets through some people’s heads, and then I’ll never mention it again because it really pisses me off to make this kind of post for people who cannot read my damn introduction post.

This account is (oh, surprise) a rp account. I created it for myself, for my own amusement and if you don’t like the way I run it, that’s not my problem, I ain’t yalls mom, yall ain’t my responsability, get over it and 🥰block me🥰.
I’m a multishipper and I know that doesn’t please the self-appointed police of some ships but guess what, ✨I don’t give a shit✨. What matters most to me here is the writing game and the possibilities of interaction and to imagine funny situations with my friends and their characters and even with people I don’t know, which will sometimes lead me to rp events that never existed in real life because it’s a fucking rp account and the point is to go “what if it had happened like that?” “what if they had done it this way?” instead of just copying historical events like computers.

Of course, I do my best to respect Maxime’s personality in general interactions and of course, this rant doesn’t apply to nice and respectful people : I appreciate when yall send me historical sources and interesting stuff to learn more. Please, continue 💝

And to the people who enjoy my posts and regularly interact : thank you, love you all 🫶))

21fructidor

21fructidor asked:

Maxime—

Forgive the liberty, but how could I resist? There is a certain charm in addressing you informally, in letting the syllables of your name roll off the tongue.. I hope you’ll grant me this little indulgence.

You see, I find myself once again drawn to my sketchbook. The muses (capricious creatures that they are) have returned to me at last, whispering inspiration with feverish urgency. I’ve taken up the study of the human form—the play of light across skin, the tension of muscle beneath stillness, the poetry of posture… you understand. Art demands honesty, you see. Vulnerability. The subject must be captured as they truly are: unadorned, unguarded, unmasked. Stripped of pretense, if not—well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. A man must nourish his creative impulses lest he wither, and I confess I’ve been rather parched.

And it is in this sacred pursuit that I, a humble student of beauty and brushwork, find myself in need of a model.

Oh, but do not blush, mon agneau! this is not some debauched fantasy. This is art! Republic-sanctioned, profoundly moral art. I would never reduce such a request to something vulgar—I, Fabre d’Églantine, have standards, even if they are... eccentric in shape. Art, after all, is sacred, is it not? And what higher calling could there be than to immortalize the image of virtue itself?

I understand, of course, if you require assurances—discretion, modesty, the covering of any windows that may cause undue distress. You may even keep your breeches on, if that pleases you (though from an artistic standpoint I might gently protest. Clothing is, I regret to say, something of an impediment to such work).

I merely ask—should you find yourself with a few hours of leisure (a rare and endangered beast, I know), might you indulge an old acquaintance by posing for a few—ah—studies? Artistic studies. Anatomical, intellectual, ideological studies of form and grace. For posterity, of course.

You would, in doing so, be contributing to the cultivation of republican art, to the elevation of the people’s aesthetic sensibilities, and, dare I say, to the spiritual health of your poor friend who so seldom receives inspiration of such... quality.

Think of it as a civic duty, ma colombe!

tribundupeuple answered:

Although Robespierre would reply “Don’t call me Maxime” in that laconic, jaded tone implying how used to this kind of situation he was, Fabre usually only complied with this demand for two minutes before falling back into this annoying habit. It was like living in an infinite time loop, so much so that he didn’t even really mind anymore and kept repeating it out of habit, knowing that he was more likely to win the national lottery than have his request complied with.

The reason he let Fabre pollute his ears with his monologue was quite simple: he had recently given him a chance to redeem himself and prove his sincere and genuine attachment to the Republic. In the face of those who forced a policy of Terror as an unavoidable necessity, he advocated reconciliation and a second chance, on condition that people who beneficiated from this honored their commitments.

It was obvious to anyone who had bothered to open a history book, but Robespierre didn’t actually enjoy sending people to the guillotine. The vain but monstrous efforts he made to try and save Camille’s head bore witness to this.

Fabre talks a lot, but Maximilien has learned patience from living with Augustin, and he knows that when someone uses a lot of very complicated words to say very little with so many twists, it means they’re about to ask him a favor. So he waits for his interlocutor to reach his goal. And, thinking in advance that it’s going to be a request for a loan, as is often the case, he prepares a short, polite negative reply:

“If you plan to ask me for money, I don’t-”

…oh apparently, it wasn’t about money.

The discussion drifts on to art, more specifically painting. Maximilien is not surprised; he remembers the charming representations that were created to illustrate the Republican calendar. He nods to indicate that he is now listening attentively. He’s not insensitive to art - he took a keen interest in the Louvre exposition project of 1793 and the setting up of departmental museums. Making the art of painting public and accessible to all citizens seemed to him a project worthy of being defended, in line with the ideals of Diderot who had sketched out the idea. Subsequently, David had begun to immortalize every important event in republican history with his masterful brush.

So yes, he does take the trouble to listen to whatever Fabre had to suggest, without faking it by uttering “mmh” every two minutes to pretend he’s following the thread of the monologue. And just when he was beginning to feel hopeful, he’s immediately disillusioned. He wants to take Maxime as a model, and draw him… unclothed, if possible. He blushes a little, both in embarrassment and surprise. But this wasn’t the first time he was confronted with this kind of situation: David had already painted him like that, and fortunately, the sketches had never leaked into the hands of the public, because it wasn’t just him: David had nude drawings of all the tiers-état deputies of the 1789 Estates General including Mirabeau. That would make him the most powerful man in France if he suddenly decided to blackmail them all with it.

“What kind of project would it be for exactly? ’Form and grace’ is a little too vague.”

His prudent, hesitant attitude, devoid of any trace of anger, shows that he hasn’t really said no yet. As much as he hated putting his own image forward, if these drawings were done privately for the sake of genuine and serious anatomical studies, and if Fabre explained to him in detail how he proceeded, perhaps he could learn something from painting and drawing. And if it was related to a project that would serve the Republic, it was even better. Maxime wasn’t really a creative person, or at least he never found the time or opportunity to find out if he was any good at it, apart from poetry when he was younger. And he was curious.

“I accept on one condition. During the Festival of the Supreme Being, we will use fire effects for the revelation of the Statue of Wisdom. The effigies and the leaves that will be placed on it are supposed to catch fire but not the rest of the set up. The problem is I don’t know if it will be enough to protect it. I need to test the efficiency of the leaves on someone willing to risk the burn.”

He stared at Fabre now, curious to see how far he was willing to go to get this painting from him.

“Strangely enough, no one volunteered yet.”

21fructidor

[ Fabre blinks. Once. Twice. His mouth opens like it’s about to form a polite, charming little laugh—then it closes again, his lips pressed together in a tight line as if to trap whatever was trying to escape. His brows knit slightly, not in offense, but in a bemused, slightly horrified expression. Like someone trying to determine whether the person across from him had just made a joke, a threat, or both. Was MaximeMaximilien bloody Robespierrebartering? Was this some carefully veiled way of saying "no" that involved the possibility of setting him ablaze? ]

Ah,

[ He said at last, drawing the syllable out like he was buying time, gaze drifting to the side like a man who'd just been asked to dive into the Seine in winter—for patriotism. ]

You, ah—you wish to set me on fire, Maxime?

[ He laughed weakly, smoothing a hand down the front of his coat as if the mere idea had already singed it. Then he straightened his collar and, more delicately, the cuffs of his sleeves. ]

Right. Of course. No one else volunteered. Yes. Naturally.. I must confess, Maxime—pardon, Citizen Robespierre—I hadn’t expected to be bartered like a common chicken in the Place du Marché for the privilege of studying your form..

[ He squints at Robespierre now, squints like a man trying to peer through a mask that may or may not be joking. But Maxime’s expression remains, maddeningly, the same—a patient, inquisitive stillness, as though Fabre were a specimen in a jar rather than a human being currently doing mental math on how flammable his hair might be. ]

But—really,

[ Fabre continues after a beat, straightening his cravat like a man preparing for a trial, ]

How hot are we talking? A gentle lick of flame, perhaps? An ostentatious sort of fire? Symbolic fire? The kind that implies purification and glory and does not, ideally, burn through flesh or fabric?

[ He glances sidelong. ]

It’s just—this coat is camlet, you know. Finely dyed, very difficult to replace. And I’m fairly certain my tailor has fled to Bruxelles..

[ He was dithering. He knew it. Maximilien knew it. He knew Maximilien knew that he knew that Maximilien knew it. ]

…Clothing can be replaced,

[ Fabre murmured with the tone of a man desperately trying to convince himself of something. ]

Skin less so. But…

Damn it, I want to draw you! Fine. Fine! For the Republic, for the muses, for the shape of your improbable collarbones—I suppose I could endure a little singeing. I’ll stand beneath the burning leaves and pray to whichever Roman virtue you like best.

tribundupeuple

How hot are we talking? A gentle lick of flame, perhaps? An ostentatious sort of fire? Symbolic fire? The kind that implies purification and glory and does not, ideally, burn through flesh or fabric?

— Just regular fire, Fabre. You are overthinking this.”

Maximilien did his utmost to prevent the edge of his lips from lifting in a perfidious smile. Fabre always behaved so familiarly with him, he never thought one day he would have the opportunity to see him so bewildered, almost on the verge of panic. This poor man was touching his clothes in a frenzy, sweating profusely and stammering until he’s almost silenced, while Maximilien rests his chin against the palm of his hand and looks at him patiently, satisfied that he’s not the one in this duo who loses control of his emotions for once. He even has the impertinence to glance at his watch, as if the conversation was starting to bore him, to further push Fabre to make a decision more quickly.

“Camlet? In the month of Germinal?”

He pushes his glasses up his nose in a very disdainful gesture when criticizing his clothing choices.

“Well, then, it is time to change your tailor. And to find more patriotically committed acquaintances in this Republic.”

There was a kind of menacing undertone behind these words. Everyone knew that Fabre had connections with the Court and, more generally, with people who had very good reasons to emigrate as far away from the fatherland as possible, though it was unclear whether Fabre went there just because the gossip was particularly juicy, or for less avowed reasons.

In the end, he accepted Robespierre’s… incendiary terms. He thought of writing a note later to Maurice Duplay to inform him that they had finally found a willing test subject, willing being an important condition in determining who would pay the hospital bills in the event of an unfortunate accident.

“I will prepare the contract, then. If I ever find out that these drawings have been taken out of the private sphere and published, there will be consequences. And there is no point in fleeing France, I’ll even find you on the Moon and drag you to court.”

When he says this, he looks at him with his most frightening dictator gaze - in reality, it’s a classic death stare, but one that has the particularity of scaring the Girondins. The strange remark he heard about his collarbones made him frown in confusion, and reflexively he closed his vest as if to hide them. It wasn’t the best thing to say to someone who didn’t like his physical appearance in the first place.

“I’d also like to learn…” He adds, in a slightly more uncertain voice. “…how to draw.”

After a brief moment of silence, as if he just realized something, he hastens to clarify:

“Not necessarily you. But drawing fruits, for example, I suppose it would be a good start.”

21fructidor asked:

Maxime—

Forgive the liberty, but how could I resist? There is a certain charm in addressing you informally, in letting the syllables of your name roll off the tongue.. I hope you’ll grant me this little indulgence.

You see, I find myself once again drawn to my sketchbook. The muses (capricious creatures that they are) have returned to me at last, whispering inspiration with feverish urgency. I’ve taken up the study of the human form—the play of light across skin, the tension of muscle beneath stillness, the poetry of posture… you understand. Art demands honesty, you see. Vulnerability. The subject must be captured as they truly are: unadorned, unguarded, unmasked. Stripped of pretense, if not—well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. A man must nourish his creative impulses lest he wither, and I confess I’ve been rather parched.

And it is in this sacred pursuit that I, a humble student of beauty and brushwork, find myself in need of a model.

Oh, but do not blush, mon agneau! this is not some debauched fantasy. This is art! Republic-sanctioned, profoundly moral art. I would never reduce such a request to something vulgar—I, Fabre d’Églantine, have standards, even if they are... eccentric in shape. Art, after all, is sacred, is it not? And what higher calling could there be than to immortalize the image of virtue itself?

I understand, of course, if you require assurances—discretion, modesty, the covering of any windows that may cause undue distress. You may even keep your breeches on, if that pleases you (though from an artistic standpoint I might gently protest. Clothing is, I regret to say, something of an impediment to such work).

I merely ask—should you find yourself with a few hours of leisure (a rare and endangered beast, I know), might you indulge an old acquaintance by posing for a few—ah—studies? Artistic studies. Anatomical, intellectual, ideological studies of form and grace. For posterity, of course.

You would, in doing so, be contributing to the cultivation of republican art, to the elevation of the people’s aesthetic sensibilities, and, dare I say, to the spiritual health of your poor friend who so seldom receives inspiration of such... quality.

Think of it as a civic duty, ma colombe!

Although Robespierre would reply “Don’t call me Maxime” in that laconic, jaded tone implying how used to this kind of situation he was, Fabre usually only complied with this demand for two minutes before falling back into this annoying habit. It was like living in an infinite time loop, so much so that he didn’t even really mind anymore and kept repeating it out of habit, knowing that he was more likely to win the national lottery than have his request complied with.

The reason he let Fabre pollute his ears with his monologue was quite simple: he had recently given him a chance to redeem himself and prove his sincere and genuine attachment to the Republic. In the face of those who forced a policy of Terror as an unavoidable necessity, he advocated reconciliation and a second chance, on condition that people who beneficiated from this honored their commitments.

It was obvious to anyone who had bothered to open a history book, but Robespierre didn’t actually enjoy sending people to the guillotine. The vain but monstrous efforts he made to try and save Camille’s head bore witness to this.

Fabre talks a lot, but Maximilien has learned patience from living with Augustin, and he knows that when someone uses a lot of very complicated words to say very little with so many twists, it means they’re about to ask him a favor. So he waits for his interlocutor to reach his goal. And, thinking in advance that it’s going to be a request for a loan, as is often the case, he prepares a short, polite negative reply:

“If you plan to ask me for money, I don’t-”

…oh apparently, it wasn’t about money.

The discussion drifts on to art, more specifically painting. Maximilien is not surprised; he remembers the charming representations that were created to illustrate the Republican calendar. He nods to indicate that he is now listening attentively. He’s not insensitive to art - he took a keen interest in the Louvre exposition project of 1793 and the setting up of departmental museums. Making the art of painting public and accessible to all citizens seemed to him a project worthy of being defended, in line with the ideals of Diderot who had sketched out the idea. Subsequently, David had begun to immortalize every important event in republican history with his masterful brush.

So yes, he does take the trouble to listen to whatever Fabre had to suggest, without faking it by uttering “mmh” every two minutes to pretend he’s following the thread of the monologue. And just when he was beginning to feel hopeful, he’s immediately disillusioned. He wants to take Maxime as a model, and draw him… unclothed, if possible. He blushes a little, both in embarrassment and surprise. But this wasn’t the first time he was confronted with this kind of situation: David had already painted him like that, and fortunately, the sketches had never leaked into the hands of the public, because it wasn’t just him: David had nude drawings of all the tiers-état deputies of the 1789 Estates General including Mirabeau. That would make him the most powerful man in France if he suddenly decided to blackmail them all with it.

“What kind of project would it be for exactly? ’Form and grace’ is a little too vague.”

His prudent, hesitant attitude, devoid of any trace of anger, shows that he hasn’t really said no yet. As much as he hated putting his own image forward, if these drawings were done privately for the sake of genuine and serious anatomical studies, and if Fabre explained to him in detail how he proceeded, perhaps he could learn something from painting and drawing. And if it was related to a project that would serve the Republic, it was even better. Maxime wasn’t really a creative person, or at least he never found the time or opportunity to find out if he was any good at it, apart from poetry when he was younger. And he was curious.

“I accept on one condition. During the Festival of the Supreme Being, we will use fire effects for the revelation of the Statue of Wisdom. The effigies and the leaves that will be placed on it are supposed to catch fire but not the rest of the set up. The problem is I don’t know if it will be enough to protect it. I need to test the efficiency of the leaves on someone willing to risk the burn.”

He stared at Fabre now, curious to see how far he was willing to go to get this painting from him.

“Strangely enough, no one volunteered yet.”

bonbonrobespierre

Anonymous asked:

would you do the ice bucket challenge to raise funds for the Republic

tribundupeuple answered:

I was thinking of solutions more along the lines of taxing wheat monopolists, but I suppose all proposals are welcome… even the far-fetched ones.

As long as people feel sufficiently involved to participate in the political decisions of the Republic.

bonbonrobespierre

Oh, Oh, Oh! Can I do the bucket?Pllleaaaaseee let me do the bucket!

marquis-de-sade-official

If we are entertaining outlandish proposals, why not attempt this Modern trend— a wet shirt contest!

You know how bleached linens become shear when wet? Now imagine how much proceeds we will get if we charge an admission fee to see buxom women in the dripping wet undershirts of their husbands! A fortune for France we would have! We could even have whores participate as fodder if we do not have enough wives!

bonbonrobespierre

Okay okay okay. First of all. I'm not entertaining this idea. I’m not entertaining you.

But.

If we must speak of this deeply hypothetical and perverseabsolutely unendorsed—deeply indecent, morally bankrupt, scandalous fundraising scheme... there’s no reason it would have to be just wives..

Not when their husbands are right there, I mean…

I mean—! If we are already being scandalous… IN SUCH A CIRCUMSTANCE—logically, that would bring in just as much for the Republic. Possibly more. You know. With the right men.

Again, all hypothetically.

Ahem.

louis-antoine-leon-saint-just

Augustin, no.

bonbonrobespierre

Have you seen Ricord?

tribundupeuple

…alright, this conversation has taken quite a turn

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bonbonrobespierre

Anonymous asked:

would you do the ice bucket challenge to raise funds for the Republic

tribundupeuple answered:

I was thinking of solutions more along the lines of taxing wheat monopolists, but I suppose all proposals are welcome… even the far-fetched ones.

As long as people feel sufficiently involved to participate in the political decisions of the Republic.

bonbonrobespierre

Oh, Oh, Oh! Can I do the bucket?Pllleaaaaseee let me do the bucket!

tribundupeuple

Yes, you can.

Thank you for relieving me of this responsibility, I didn’t want to do this at all.