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Random Rogues Idea

Very early in their career after a successful heist, they decide to go to a fine dining restaurant and start their new lifestyle as millionaires (they’re young, stupid and vastly overestimate their actual take).

They order all the rich guy food - lobster, caviar, oysters, luxury steak, - and stuff that’s written in French so they don’t even know what it is they’re ordering ( I also don’t know fine dining)

After the food arrives, it takes roughly five minutes for them to break. At first they’re pretending to enjoy them, but eventually they have to admit that the food sucks. The portions are laughable, oysters are salty snot, the wine not that good.

They get over themselves, bail and spend the rest of the night in a Big Belly Burger

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