an old man was spotted wriggling

colin 28 he/him. i forgor how to post sorry

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i can't believe theyre visible today

AND they won’t even make their fiddauthor t4t. We are fucked

It’s actually so fucked up and evil how desolate the ford pines ao3 tag is once you filter out all the annoying shit. Can you guys stop writing weird abuse apologia and/or the 900th “his brother explodes into gore or is really sad or something & he has to do 1000000 years penance about it” au for two seconds and lock into a 100k exploration of his c-ptsd

OHHH I ALMOST FORGOT first gray neighbor cat sighting of spring…!! He stuck his whole face in my shopping bag and said “meow” before returning to headbutting my leg with all his might

Suddenly collapses to the floor coughing up blood

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

I’m glad this newfangled ui makes usernames/icons bigger so i can hold my phone 4 inches away from my face instead of 2 when i’m lying in bed. However i can already tell i’m going to accidentally smack that giant fucking follow button 900 times if the noble knight xkit doesn’t come save me

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HAPPY TDOV!!🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

heres a bonus stan

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