i am gayboy online known many moons ago as “crimester”…still post art here sometimes as @badwaves. mostly just some guy. sorry if i like a billion of your posts out of nowhere, i have boyboy disease (disease where if i don’t look at posts about fictional men i die) (incurable) (#sad)
YAAAAAY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR CAT she loves giving me her death stare
New app idea: HeliKNo. It tells you why helicopters are currently circling in your area and if enough users click "Not a Good Enough Reason" they're forced to land.
go into tha beard🫵
A cheeky “wake up at 5:30am and get pissed for a second but then realize it’s sunday and i can just scroll tumblr for a minute and go back to sleep for as long as i want” for me
ところでオレはきょう
こうれいの ねこどっくなのです
メシよこせです💢
Btw I'm at the vet now to be taken the medical checkup......give me some food......
ford as a child: i have the whole world ahead of me :) with my brother as my companion i will surely succeed
ford as a teenager: ok so familial companionship didn't work out so great. kind of ruined my chances at success. but there are other kinds of companions
ford in college: is it possible to have companionship AND succeed?????
ford watching his best friend get married: ok i get it. i am not fit for human companionship. but maybe this inhuman thing i found in a dank cave which everybody says is gross and nasty can help me succeed
ford calling his best friend: no i know i cant have human companionship. this is only for success reasons i prommy (<- lying) (<- he is lying) (<- bill's miserable excuse for friendship is different but ultimately unsatisfying) (<- he is desperate for human companionship)
ford in the portal: i can neither have success nor companionship. the only option for me is fixing my mistakes or die trying. probably the latter
his suckers
(actively crying) You don’t even have to go in person most museums have digital reproductions of like 90% of their collection if you go to their website
