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Bartolomeo the Cannibal

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30 | Any Pronouns | Side Blog | 18+ MDNI Bartolomeo the Cannibal Barto Club Devil Fruit: Bari Bari no Mi Origin: East Blue Bounty: 200,000,000

Too Cool For Me

bartolomeo x strawhat!reader

he worships every strawhat… except for you

a/n: I didn't mean to post this today but it's too late now... ugh dumb me

words count: 1.3k

tags: misunderstandings, idiots in love, romance, comedy

masterlist || ao3 || ko-fi

☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆ .:・☆°

The first time Bartolomeo meets the Straw Hat crew in person, it’s everything he ever dreamed of.

“Straw Hat-senpaiiiiii!!!” He falls to his knees, tears streaming, hands clasped in pure, unfiltered reverence “I-I’m not worthy to stand in your presence!!”

Luffy laughs, delighted by the over thetop reaction “You’re funny, Barto! Let’s go eat!”

Silly

Chat I really really love Bartolomeo

He's so fucking silly.. such a gayass too.. he's a joy to watch fanboy over the strawhats

Barto please he's dying-

I fucking love how Bartolomeo is fanboying the fuck out over learning what Sogeking looks like under the mask while Usopp is on the damn floor half dead/SILLY

Bartolomeo! He's my partner's fave, so I like to pronounce his name the following way just to be annoying:

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