❤❤ remylebub -> twinkboimler ❤❤

egonkula:

post mission reunion

em-dashes:

when u come up with a tiny change for your story that not only makes the writing flow better but also hammers in the character motivations and story theme

freakingweirdo:

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

skluug:

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god’s strongest soldier

catasters:

georgebbwbush:

georgebbwbush:

you think i’m throwing stones from a glass house but nooo partner this shit is plexiglass i am completely fucking immune

my neighbors do see my exposed penish whenever i shower though so it’s not an ideal set-up

great-and-small:

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

minotaurapologist:

minotaurapologist:

Interesting….

This can’t be…

oifaaa:

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it’s queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn’t trying to queerbait you it’s actually the number 1 example of “text is so misogynistic it becomes gay”