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should-be-sleeping:

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justprettygay:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

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This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

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telomeke:

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@narutobrainrotstuff @rainofthestarlight

EID MUBARAK BELOVEDS!

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Cute photo of a calf and a kitty nuzzling nose-to-nose in a grassy meadow. The calf is laying on the grass with its limbs tucked beneath its body and its nose near the ground. The kitty has its eyes closed and nuzzles its nose right up against the calf’s.

A speech bubble overlaid above the calf has it saying “Eid Moobarak”, while a speech bubble overlaid above the kitty has it saying “Eid Mewbarak”, turning the photo into a cute greeting card for Eid.

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icanfixthempolls:

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Can you fix him? - John Bacchus

No, he should be put down like a dog

Fixing him is wholly impossible

I could probably fix him with a lot of effort and maybe brainwashing

It’d take a bit, but I could fix him

I can fix him

He’s already perfect, there’s nothing to fix

He would fix me

He would make me worse

I could make him worse

I could change him in another way entirely

I could study him under a microscope

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Filed under I could study him he's such a sad abused bigoted fucker chin deep in doing emotional incest with his boss I really want him to be happy for some reason also he IS an alcoholic george gently

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astriiformes:

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that “How many of tumblr’s favorite movies have you seen?” list that’s been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn’t on here in 2013 or so, but you’re telling me you made a list of “tumblr’s favorite movies” that doesn’t include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

I’m a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn’t sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list – though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I’ve lurked in over the years. For what it’s worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I’ve been here for over a decade. But if there’s anything that truly doesn’t feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn’t seem to find Goncharov among the website’s listings)

Tumblr's Favorite Movies
A list of movies that have been extremely popular with tumblr users over the years -- for better or for worse. Apologies that Goncharov
List Challenges

How many of these have you seen?

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Filed under 56

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lunatic-fandom-space:

i know everyone is mad about that upcoming netflix adaptation of the picture of dorian gray making basil and dorian brothers instead of doing something with the obvious queer subtext thats in the book, but I was just thinking man. can you imagine if they made them brothers but then just kept it

Filed under prev 'well you know what they say its not gothic if theres no incest' -some netflix executive in my silly little madeup world REAL the picture of dorian gray

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briefcasejuice:

coloniser war films are always trying to convince you that war is an invariable aspect of the collective human experience

Filed under prev: like i'm sorry but you'll never be able to get me to connect to this character's personal war trauma it's so inherently superficial and transparent the idea that it was entirely presentable is constantly existing in the back of my head. it's something that's intentionally started and perpetuated and it only ends when one man says it does and that's like. it isn't tragic. it's just enraging and degrading thinking about russia using patriotic ww II movies as an advertisement for the invasion of ukraine “it's a necessary evil” necessary for whom what are our freedoms doing in bombed kyiv flats you're not even making any money from this war what's the point