Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it’s the fuckin clouds
Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡
wtf are you talking about, they didn’t “deplete” the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase “English countryside” is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn’t destroy their country’s nature, they became its caretaker, they’re right to be proud of it. All you’re doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.
There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don’t comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.
I think in the same way there’s a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it’s 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there’s a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that’s like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it’s also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there’s at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
Cute photo of a calf and a kitty nuzzling nose-to-nose in a grassy meadow. The calf is laying on the grass with its limbs tucked beneath its body and its nose near the ground. The kitty has its eyes closed and nuzzles its nose right up against the calf’s.
A speech bubble overlaid above the calf has it saying “Eid Moobarak”, while a speech bubble overlaid above the kitty has it saying “Eid Mewbarak”, turning the photo into a cute greeting card for Eid.
I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that “How many of tumblr’s favorite movies have you seen?” list that’s been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn’t on here in 2013 or so, but you’re telling me you made a list of “tumblr’s favorite movies” that doesn’t include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
I’m a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn’t sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list – though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I’ve lurked in over the years. For what it’s worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I’ve been here for over a decade. But if there’s anything that truly doesn’t feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.
(And apologies, but I couldn’t seem to find Goncharov among the website’s listings)
i know everyone is mad about that upcoming netflix adaptation of the picture of dorian gray making basil and dorian brothers instead of doing something with the obvious queer subtext thats in the book, but I was just thinking man. can you imagine if they made them brothers but then just kept it
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