Priest jokes

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught t.. #funny, #joke, #humor

He goes to his local priest to see if he has an answerThe boy presents the question and the priest is completely at a loss of wordsThe question is so challenging that he could not giv.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help.The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of AlaskaAfter a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said t... #funny #joke #story

The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn't work, and the church didn't have the funds for any repairs.Then, the priest got a brilliant idea. #funny, #joke, #humor

The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’II show you how to do it...

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly GatesAhead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are yo... #funny #joke #story

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.