saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny
This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.
i never want context
Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.
Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:
Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!
….. :|
Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.
Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.
Whatthehickityheck
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Fucking hell this is 10/10
zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.
My boobs are too big for a lot of y'all trends but keep it up… Looks great
It’s pretty poetic that Stan Lee died between the two Infinity War films after the snap
i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism