how the writers wanted benny to come across: your mysterious killer. master schemer you have to track across the mojave in order to solve his machinations,. leader of one of the most powerful groups on the new vegas strip who will do anything to make his plans work out. seemingly always two steps ahead of his adversaries
how benny actually is in game: somehow manages to fuck up a point blank headshot. twice. everyone you meet trashes his hideous jacket. can’t keep any allies because he is a compulsive backstabber. potato face. says phrases like “give those charlies a shake for the ben-man”. writes you the least romantic one night stand note ever conceived. gets caught by the legion because he refused to walk around without hair pomade
the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with… and you cannot! because they live one million miles away
