ispyspookymansion:

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

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caterinasmeanrighthook:

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nobody:

roman: I’LL DO IT. i will make this noble sacrifice for my family by flirting with the handsome evil man of the week. no no, don’t try to talk me out of it, the burden is mine alone to bear. 👄💄

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oliviawhen:

Gouache painting of a spaniel, beagle, and german shepherd. They're holding in their mouths a tennis ball, library card, and rope toy respectively. The beagle looks very proud, while the other two stare at them. Text below in red: "YES! I have a library card!"ALT

Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

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chappellrroan:

you got a fast car i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we make a deal maybe together we can get somewhere any place is better starting from zero got nothing to lose maybe we’ll make something me myself i got nothing to prove you got a fast car i got a plan to get us outta here i been working at the convenience store managed to save just a little bit of money won’t have to drive too far just ‘cross the border and into the city you & i can both get job & finally see what it means to be living see my old man’s got a problem he live with the bottle that’s the way it is he says his body’s too old for working his body’s too young to look like his my mama went off & left him she wanted more from life than he could give i said somebody’s got to take care of him so i quit school & that’s what i did you got a fast car is it fast enough so we can fly away? we gotta make a decision leave tonight or live & die this way so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car we go cruising, entertain ourselves you still ain’t got a job & i work in the market as a checkout girl i know things will get better you’ll find work and i’ll get promoted we’ll move out of the shelter buy a bigger house & live in the suburbs so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car i got a job that pays all our bills you stay out drinking late at the bar see more of your friends than you do of your kids i’d always hoped for better thought maybe together you & me’d find it i got no plans, i ain’t going nowhere take your fast car & keep on driving so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that I belonged i i had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way

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samiramohans:

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SEVERANCE
Season 2 — 2025

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Tags: severance

buckysknifecollection:

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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ohcorny:

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you “just” use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

(via valtsv)

why the fuck did they make the icons so big on my dash……. make them normal again

palindromordnilap:

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type “never gonna give you up” in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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deadmegumi:

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How in god’s name am I supposed to answer this

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