Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

problems are mounting.. it is time to solve everything at once

ALT

Trolls can be killed by blasting seven thousand gallons of teriyaki sauce into their lungs. This is an easy, but messy, strategy of attack for Conjuration Experts.

ALT

The Decapitating Boots of Molag Bal would be a powerful tool in the hands of someone who creates a mod that puts them in the game.

Idk what customer needs to hear this but you're not funny

you will get up & you will make that to do list & you will be realistic about your limits & you will take it easy but steady & you will eat good food & you will get things done & you will move your body & you will do things that make you happy & you will limit your screen time & you will be the thing that saves you

do it now

are you up yet

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

1. Bitching and moaning
2. Hater-ology
3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
4. Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

tumblr baby you are beautiful just the way you are please please please stop trying to be that godforsaken bird app

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

UFO club (1967)

Poster by Hapshash and the Coloured Coat