I deman you to do it ?
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
I regret this post on a few levels
*calls employer after job interview*
me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*
employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else
me: is it my pussy stink or…..?
this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted
I love spirit they’ve vanished
>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
I didn’t even post a caption with that bird. I was just like “neat, a raven wearing sunglasses” and then everyone did all that. I remember thinking it was annoying even in 2012, and people are still reblogging it like “#THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR”
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
I really regret posting this raven 13 years ago. I’m still getting notes on it
