cowbot:

hotvampireadjacent:

aqwult:

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

hellallamerican:

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

dandyshorts:

lettuce-from-the-salad-bar:

juliavaccina-art:

Happy 31st anniversary of The X Files ! Mulder and Scully you rocked the universe !!

marxistlesbianist:

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

hmmbo:

chromegnomes:

chromegnomes:

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

“did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly”

i’m so afraid they’re gonna connect me with my million ants

it’s taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance

salonduthe:

Maize

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vamprisms:

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they’ve ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

socpens:

cmon… lady luck!