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vincentbriggs:

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Been meaning to make one of these for years!

Blogspot - I used to post on there more often, and I really would like to get back into it. Mostly longform sewing posts about how I made a thing.

Youtube - Mostly sewing videos, with each step of the project explained in thorough autistic detail. New videos come out whenever I finish making one (which is not super often) and they are however long they need to be to contain all the relevant information.

Patreon - Started out as just extra @pterribledinosaurdrawings but now I also do monthly behind the scenes updates on the sewing video stuff I’m working on, and have done a few unscripted bonus videos. (I also have a ko-fi but I haven’t really posted anything there.)

Instagram - Occasional photos of stuff I’ve made, much the same as I post here.

Facebook - Same stuff as instagram. I don’t look at my feed on either of those places but I still post.

Pinterest - Where all my beloved reference pictures live. Wanna see pictures of extant 18th century waistcoats? My board for that has over 1,400 pins!

Spoonflower - Repeating patterns on fabric.

Redbubble - All the patterns from Spoonflower on various things, plus various other drawings (many of them are @pterribledinosaurdrawings).

Here is all my things and stuff! If tumblr spontaneously combusts that’s where I can be found.

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saturn-in-retrograde0 asked:

what breed(s) are vice malice and mayhem? i'm guessing himalayan or maybe part maine coon?

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

Nope! They are dumpster babies. They have no lineage or pedigree; the closest they’ve been to a breed was meeting Eleanor one time. Vice is part dryer lint and Malice is a meatball. Arguably The Meatball. They have no affiliation with any sort of Proper Cat and while Vice looks like a little lost lordling and Malice acts like undisputed queen of the universe, neither of them can claim to be anything but a completely standard Domestic Longhair Cat. They’re not even related to each other.

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Eleanor, for the record, is a Himalayan/Ragdoll cross. She’s got papers and everything. She can’t read them though, because there’s nothing in her head but pretty pretty fluff.

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Oh my god I missed that you included Mayhem. Mayhem is purebred Problems.

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Day 12, diederik cuckoo

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The phlebotomist gave me a sticker and I put it on the family onion. Hang on, I’ll take a picture for everybody.

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what….. is the family onion

We’ve just kind of had her a long time and haven’t eaten her yet. She’s like a sister to me or like some kind of onion we keep putting a whole bunch of produce stickers on or something.

It is with a heavy heart I must announce we are eating the family onion due to she is going to be so yucky soon. May her memory be a tofu scramble.

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vincentbriggs:

Please stop tagging me in that foolish sewing machine diagram, it’s been floating around the internet for many many years and I’ve seen it before multiple times and I simply do not find it funny.
It’s just a bunch of random words slapped on there.

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typhlonectes:

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kragehund-est:

have you had your wisdom teeth removed?

no, never had any

no, i have them but they don’t bother me

no, but they do bother me

yes, but only one was / some were removed

yes, all my wisdom teeth were removed

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hellenhighwater:

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fred-the-dinosaur:

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nobodywasneverhere:

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fishofthewoods:

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jackfromthefairytale:

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codebreakerblue:

hellenhighwater:

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Well those are allllmost done

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There’s eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They’re actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There’s holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

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see? See!??!

You’re not wrong

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This post is less than six months old.

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stealingpotatoes:

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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

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johanna-swann:

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write-on-world:

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

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shewhoworshipscarlin:

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Hunting whistles, 1500s, Germany.

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