dualboot-dollbot:

soup-mother:

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

signalfirefly:

grunklebongrip:

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

ALT

#he wouldn’t fucking say that but i’m getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

lil-shiro:

does tumblr think we’re all senior citizens why do the buttons need to be that big

narcissistcookbook:

if you want to create but feel intimidated and overwhelmed, you’re forgetting something: good art doesn’t exist. all art is terrible. every story and song and movie and picture is worse than the one before it and all artists should be in prisom

despin-convert-deactivated20250:

cookietastic:

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

harbingerdiana:

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

eastgaysian:

won’t beef with people younger than me because that’s embarrassing for me. won’t beef with people older than me because that’s embarrassing for them. won’t beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

utopians:

youtube needs to implement some sort of ‘do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this’ button

murderbeast:

werewolf-girlfriend:

murderbeast:

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

tetrafelino:

rubbercasing:

m0thmancore:

rubbercasing:

spiribia:

we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think it clearly enough conveys that it’s more that you can’t simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not….it’s my cake….?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like “have your cake and eat it too” and rephrased it to “eat your cake and have it too” (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like “oh fuck that’s my fucking brother no one else fucking says that” and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can’t deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can’t eat your cake and have it too.