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  • woodsteingirl

    the counterpart of “west coast best coast” in my mind has always been “east coast weast coast”. which means absolutely nothing i just think about it every time i hear the original phrase

  • dw

    iive been so obsessed with this video for days

  • ashyslashyy

    just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

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  • infectiouspiss

    last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

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    we got this

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    and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

  • homunculus-argument

    A proper salad consists of three divine components:

    • ingredience (vegitable of all kin)
    • indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)
    • violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)
  • fuckyeahchinesefashion

    cr 豚鼠大boss (sound on)

  • rockergiirl

    the humble geiger counter as i walk through the cherobyl exclusion zone

  • sevenmoreminutes

    ok sure fine

  • sevenmoreminutes

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    this is so great i don’t think you’ll ever understand how much i love this

  • pangur-and-grim

    .......I fucked up so bad.

    I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

    I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

    I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

  • pangur-and-grim

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    literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible

  • pinkmoondoll9shihtzu

    My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

    Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

    🫳🪨

    🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

    ☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

    So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

    🫳🪷🪷🪷

  • phineastratchet

    I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

    🍇🤏

    🤌🟣

    this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

    🎂🤏🤌🕯️

    🐒🤏🤌🦟

  • slightlydraconic

    ⛰️🤏🤌🪨

    🫳🪨

  • paranoidghosts

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    happy halloween! i think venom would go to a miku concert and have the best time of his life

  • beatrice-otter

    We have 30 days until the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) laws are rescinded. This is the 50-year bedrock of American conservation. Normally, these actions take years but the administration has provided 30 days for public comment gutting clean water and clean air. Drop what you’re doing, before you make any more calls or read any more social media posts, please populate the Federal Register with dissent.

    A. Go to https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/02/25/2025-03014/removal-of-national-environmental-policy-act-implementing-regulations

    B. Click on the green rectangle in the upper right corner ("SUBMIT A PUBLIC COMMENT") .

    C. Fill in your comment, and info at the bottom, and SUBMIT COMMENT.

  • capricorn-0mnikorn

    I just did that (2/27/2025), and the message on that website said:

    The comment period ends March 27, not March 30!!!

    I strongly suggest (in your own words) couching your dissent in Trump's (and followers') own rhetoric. Here's what I said:

    Removing these regulations will make America sick again, cause neurological and intellectual impairment in children (due to less regulation of lead), and raise the level of preventable cancers in adults (due to less regulation of known carcinogens),thus reducing American productivity and greatness.

  • ariaste

    Done! It took me two seconds.

  • mesetacadre

    If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet