I just feel so unlikeable all the time when does that go away

it goes away when u start taking ur meds again apparently

“All of the Naruto girls deserved better,” I say into the mic.

Nobody boos. Everyone applauds. Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuga, and Ino Yamanaka race to shake my hand. Tenten, Temari, and Karui come over to congratulate me personally. Karin Uzumaki, Kurenai Yuhi, and Anko Mitarashi sing my praises. Tsunade, Shizune, and Mei make a toast in my name. Kushina Uzumaki, Konan, and Rin Nohara are smiling from the afterlife. Every other Naruto character is cheering. I am right.

a hat that says THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT

ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy

i wish i could touch my red string of fate. i'm about to start yanking this motherfucker towards me.

she took the spotify playlists in the divorce 😔

me @ me: …I’m like………worried about you

How the signs are feeling

Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra

Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

petyr is… 8 zhousand years old, he’s not coming to the meeting

oh what the hell *triggers the biblical apocalypse*