``NEW FRIEND!! WELCOME TO THE SUPERSTAR DAYCARE!``

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hi i’m xanzen

  • it/he (but don’t mind they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️
  • 18
  • hobbyist artist + writer
  • so normal about things (lie)

CURRENT HYPERFIXATION(S):

  • five nights at freddy’s (most prominent); high
  • daycare attendant (fnaf:sb and fnaf:sb:RUIN); high
  • ena (youtube) / ena: dream bbq (prominent); high and rising
  • batim/batdr (mid); rising
  • doctor who (low); on the backburner

>> will be changed based on current hyperfixation

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hexcii
screamingtheo

Moon constantly falling down the stairs in your house because he forgets there is no wire anymore and muscle memory is strong.

Sun constantly stumbling because the floor isn't as soft as the play mats in the daycare and he struggles to get used to it.

Eclipse constantly knocking over things or running into furniture because a home isn't a playground with large open spaces.

i love these so much but the mental image of moon falling down the stairs is so funny peter griffin style on the ground afterwards (he's fine) (he's dramatic) (theatre kid lookin mf) anyway rouahrghoaufjngkmjshdkjh sjkgfhdsfkj ghdsjlfkg ljksdfg kj thiiiis
hexcii
armengoldira

purplesaline

That's an incredible gift for an otter to give! I bet it's thr favourite stone of one of the two (they keep it in their pocket and apparently some hang onto their favourite for their entire lives). They use the stone to crack open shells they can't manage with their teeth or claws.

An otter giving away it's stone is quite the sacrifice!

Of course there's a chance this wasn't one of their's, and instead a stone they quickly found to use as a gift and even if that is the case (though I think it less likely), it's still an important gesture knowing how important stones are to them.

cognitiveinequality

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I LOVE OTTERS?????? oH MY GOD?????? HELLO???? ?AGAUOGHAOUGHOU????? ?? ? ?? ? apouahoaghoauhgouadhgousdfgkdjhkdjh
gachagon
gachagon

Something I really liked about playing this game was that as I was playing I actually began to understand the abstract way that Ena speaks.

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At first, what she says sounds like total word salad and like she's just combining random phrases together. But the more I played, the more coherent they became in a weird way? I think an example of what I mean is when she runs into Taski Maiden and Taski literally has that creepy ass jumpscare.

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Ena says "Miss could you keep it down please? The pizza delivery guy is right here." At first that absolutely makes no sense at all, but after I thought about it Ena is clearly saying "Please stop scaring/startling me like that...I'm just a worker."

I think the way Enaspeak works (which is the weird way Ena's talk that I personally have just named bc idk what Joel G would call it T_T) is that it doesn't actually matter if what you say has nothing to do with the main subject at hand, as long as it belies the same emotions or feelings you hold then it's correct.

The first sentence "Miss, could you keep it down please?" is in the same bracket as asking someone to simply stop doing something, even though it might be obvious that Ena wants Taskii to either stop scaring her like that or to stop joking like that or to stop being so rude to her etc, the first sentence isn't a direct response to what Taskii said to her at all or relates to the situation.

The second sentence relates to Ena herself. "The Pizza Delivery Guy is right here." A delivery person is "just a worker" in the same vein that Ena is just a worker. The sentence carries the same kind of casualness as "I am just a worker" which is probably what Ena wants to convey. That there's no need for...jumpscares or rudeness towards her because she's just a worker, and isn't dangerous at all.

Another aspect of Enaspeak is how "random" it is. Basically, the more offtopic the Enaspeak is, the more emotion Ena is trying to convey with what she's saying. When Ena wants to be direct in Dream BBQ she does speak pretty plainly. However, when she's confused or scared her speech is "coherent" but the meaning and relation to whats happening is completely lost.

Or Joel G could just be writing whatever he thinks is funniest for Ena to say and I am a madwoman reading far too deep into it lol T_T Anyways these are my random thoughts about the funky way Ena talks.

ok i admit i didnt get the pizza delivery guy line before reading this and tbh? i love this. im stealing this and running more fuel to the fire (i love ena and i want to read about her so i will write about her if i get motivation…)
galaxybean
mollypaup

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

my friend telling me he wrote a multi page essay in chatgpt and just fact checked stuff + correcte dlittle things vs me. a skilled writer of many essays. procrastinating it and bullshitting an A+ in two hours like a REAL essay writer if its about the right topic i can bullshit multiple hundreds of words more than the prompt