nem23:

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sulfurzee:

roaldamundsen:

sacred-portal:

baking with my mama

made me really happy so i drew them….

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cabybapa:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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guerrillatech:

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contemptible-scoundrel:

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don’t have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

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lemonbubble:

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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amygdalae:

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

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tackminyard:

it’s always “for god’s sake what are you doing” and “why did you peel back all the wallpaper” and never How was the creeping The creeping looked fun was it fun

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escuerzoresucitado:

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omtai:

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don’t want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

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