[goes through my own blog]

me: THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

canon lgbt event

— richard siken, war of the foxes

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

meeting your past self be like:

yllz: midget.

mxy!wwx: virgin.

lwj, being smothered by tits: mn.

The artist's sketch of the official book art is so funny to me

i personally believe that if genshin impact were out in 2003 light yagami would not have become kira. i think if light had access to gatcha games he would have been financially and emotionally destroyed. he has a pathological faith in his own luck and the impulse control of a chihuahua. he would not be okay.

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

• less wrinkles
• yayyyy organization
• it is done

cons

• right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

i don't understand how i am supposed to live with this profound sadness. to be honest