the cycle of life
Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”
so the term “pipe dream” doesnt come from pipe bomb like i thought. (i imagined it was like. a dream that could never happen because it would explode in your face and cause a massive amount of shrapnel) it comes from opium dens, and the dreams people would have while high
expiration dates written in code should be illegal full stop. no random person is going to be able to read this and understand it
“Yeah, but I don’t think he’s gonna transition”
people who dont wear glasses will never know the satisfaction of ripping them off in frustration