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This is an 18+ blog. DNI if you’re under the age of 18.

I write fanfics for Pedro Pascal characters but post whatever. You’re an adult, you can figure it out.

Most Recent Writing:

On The Docket:

  • Untitled Mall Santa Dieter Bravo
  • Ch 8: Wyoming (Part Five) / Passenger (Trucker!Din Djarin x OFC)
  • Baptism / Stepdad Joel Miller
  • Ch 11: Fearless Moral Inventory / Designated Person / Frankie Morales x f!Reader

Feel free to talk to drop in my asks or DMs if you ever wanna tell me a spooky story or talk about almost anything your little heart desires 🖤✨

(Full disclosure: it sometimes takes me a bit to respond bc I am a gremlin with social anxiety. If you’re like “wow they’re not responding to me they must not like me” no way, it’s 100% a me problem I promise.)

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Are you plagued by thoughts of this man? Do you find yourself daydreaming about bathrobes, sunglasses, crocs, rings and tattoos? Have you lost sleep thinking about every little nuance of the character?

Sounds like you've been infected with the Dieter Bravo brainrot

Don't worry, there are many more like you and we're here to make it worse support you.

Join the Dieter Bravo Brainrot Club Discord Server

a place to freely and incoherently scream about the one and only Dieter Bravo.

Myself and @chronically-ghosted would love to invite you to join us in our shiny new server to yell about all things Bravo and beyond - including headcanons, thirst, fics, gifs and art, Pedro, general life, and more.

For an invite, please reply to or reblog this post with a comment (or DM myself) and you'll be sent an invite link.

Note this server is open to over 18s only due to potential content.

Spread the word, and join the madness!

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ageappropriatefanperson

I will totally join the Dieter brain rot club if you’re in it.

whatsnewalycat

Absolutely I am 🥰

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Are you plagued by thoughts of this man? Do you find yourself daydreaming about bathrobes, sunglasses, crocs, rings and tattoos? Have you lost sleep thinking about every little nuance of the character?

Sounds like you've been infected with the Dieter Bravo brainrot

Don't worry, there are many more like you and we're here to make it worse support you.

Join the Dieter Bravo Brainrot Club Discord Server

a place to freely and incoherently scream about the one and only Dieter Bravo.

Myself and @chronically-ghosted would love to invite you to join us in our shiny new server to yell about all things Bravo and beyond - including headcanons, thirst, fics, gifs and art, Pedro, general life, and more.

For an invite, please reply to or reblog this post with a comment (or DM myself) and you'll be sent an invite link.

Note this server is open to over 18s only due to potential content.

Spread the word, and join the madness!

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