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Here, you’ll mainly find Hogwarts Legacy shitposting (memes, incorrect quotes, musings and brainrot) and fanfiction (I do take requests, btw).
I’m really just here for some laughs, so if you feel the same, my inbox is always open. 🤍
⚠️ One thing: Some of my fanfiction features explicit smut, making my blog 18+. I do not write smut for characters who are minors.
🏳️🌈 One more thing: I strongly support the LGBTQIA+ community, so please know my blog and inbox are a safe space for all. The creator of Harry Potter may be a disgraceful wench, but we don’t have to allow the fictional world she created to be filled with the same kind of hatred.
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Fanfic masterlist | Memes | Incorrect quotes
Do y'all think Deek ever walked in on Sebastian and MC doing the deed in the Room of Requirement ? Like at least once. Like he snapped his fingers to apparate over to the potion tables and organize MC's vials and whatnot and BOOM. Someone's getting dicked down. Deek sees more human skin that day than he ever has in his entire life.
Literally think about this every time I write a Room of Requirement scene. I haven’t had the heart to write Deek into any of them because I’m not sure the poor guy could withstand the trauma.
Some Protector
Sebastian Sallow x F!Reader
Rating: Explicit/MDNI; all characters are adults
Words: ~4,800
Tags: MDNI, smut, breakup and makeup, makeup sex, romance, light angst, angst with a happy ending
Summary: It’s been six months since Sebastian Sallow ended your relationship, citing fear that your association to him could send you to Azkaban. When you’re forced to reunite at your friends’ wedding, you make it clear you need Sebastian more than you need his protection.
Notes: Just a little one-shot inspired by the song “Some Protector” by Role Model because the bridge has been stuck in my head for weeks. Split this into two parts, with the second part being a quick little dose of smut. Skip it if you want. All characters are adults.
Read on AO3 or below the cut.
Laundry Day
Sebastian Sallow x F!OC
Rating: Explicit/MDNI; all characters are adults
Words: ~3,300
Tags: MDNI, smut, light dom/sub, semi-public sex, bathroom sex, third person POV
Summary: Sebastian Sallow’s clothing continues to disappear from the laundry and he can’t figure out why. Once he discovers the truth, he gets repayment for his missing wardrobe. A brief continuation of Death By A Thousand Freckles.
Notes: This is just a quick little random nonsense sequel to Death By A Thousand Freckles, though you don’t necessarily need to read that first. Nothing too out of the ordinary, and now I’ll return to writing inbox requests. ❤️
Read on AO3 or below the cut.
I feel like I’ve missed a lot of good work the past two weeks due to inactivity and my job being overwhelming, so please, feel free to tag me on all the cool HL stuff y'all have posted.
And if you’ve left requests in my inbox, I swear I’ve not abandoned you, I just haven’t had much time to write. BUT it is Friday, the weather is improving where I live, I have Taco Bell, and most importantly, I have the afternoon off work to write.
Oh hi! Thank you so, so much! Don’t be a stranger and have the best weekend! 💖
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