Nobody with naturally wavy hair can be that bad

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

This blog’s gonna be 15 this year so let’s do this

Hiya, it’s you friendly neighbourhood graphic designer, neurotic whiner, Yorozuya (wannabe unemployed) Whosname chan.

For my pronouns, you can call me whatever you want, I don’t really mind, not any more. I’m condemned to Gintama, hate my job, and, occasionally; to Natsuyyu and Barakamon for the rest of my life; and I really like to play with my toys.

I’m very clumsy with words, sometimes too unhinged and English is not my first language. Hell, I don’t even have a good Spanish.

My art.

Sometimes I just have visions:

Gintama x Taskmaster fever dream.

Gin Nyan kitty man.

Salarymen au.

Paako Delinquent schoolgirl.

Ghost Ryokan arc retelling.

Ginsensei meets every Ginsan.

Ginsan’s a possum.

Ducktama.

Would ya like to meet Little Balls Guy?

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coquelicoq
mandrellaeffect:
“mnemonicpneumaticknife:
“galway-bae:
“so I’m watching futurama for the first time
”
Knowing Futurama, Bender would take Fry into a supply closet. Mechanical whirring noises and zappy electrical discharge sounds would start playing,...
galway-bae

so I’m watching futurama for the first time

mnemonicpneumaticknife

Knowing Futurama, Bender would take Fry into a supply closet. Mechanical whirring noises and zappy electrical discharge sounds would start playing, followed by Fry screaming. It slowly zooms in on the door, then Bender shouts “bite my shiny metal ass” but in a horny way.

It then cuts to Fry sitting on the break room couch with an ice pack on his junk and a chipped tooth. Amy asks Fry “how was it” to which Fry shrugs and says “It was pretty good”.

Bender walks into the room and announces he’s now bored of saying the F-slur. Amy says “But it’s only been ten minutes?” to which Bender replies “Robotic efficiency, baby! I got bored of it in under a minute. What’s on TV?”

The rest of the episode is driven by Fry not having dental insurance.

mandrellaeffect

[ID: sketch of Bender, a robot from the TV show Futurama, drawn from the waist up. Bender says, “You’re telling me if I wanna say “Faggot” all I’ve gotta do is suck a little dick? That’s nothin’! Fry, get over here.“ The word faggot is censored, except for the first and last letter, by a box labeled "bleep.”

Text underneath Bender: Episode where Frender goes canon because a Bender unit update rolls out that auto-censors slurs you can’t reclaim.“ /end ID]

joelletwo
intactics

watching fascists lie baldly and thoughtlessly about what is happening in Palestine is a very unpleasant callback to the many, many years I spent arguing with fascists about the war in Iraq. it took about a decade for the government to admit that they lied about the WMDs that go-around in oder to manufacture consent, and to label the entire Iraqi population terrorists on the basis of their religion. it's also a bit depressing to me to realize there are people my age who were simply not paying attention to anything that happened because as children they didn't know or care. they don't remember the "free speech zones" because they were not protesting. I spent the entire GW Bush presidency protesting while underage, and I voted for Obama because he campaigned on closing Gitmo. the fact that he pardoned the previous administration on his first day in office basically disillusioned me with the American political process and the fact that Gitmo remains open to this day is, of course, an unforgivable insult to human life

kalkydra
tlirsgender

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

tlirsgender

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

tlirsgender

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

(having a weird deja-vu) is this Kintama arc?
tanumaskoipond

Anonymous asked:

What is the main reason you keep your nails short?*

- play an instrument

- play a sport

- a hobby/craft that requires it (sewing, baking, woodworking ect.)

- practicality in everyday life

- practicality/requirement for work

- medical reason

- bite nails short

- sex related reason

- other/nuance

- long nails button

*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip

If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit

apolladay answered:


What is the main reason you keep your nails short?*

play an instrument

play a sport

a hobby/craft that requires it (sewing, baking, woodworking ect.)

practicality in everyday life

practicality/requirement for work

medical reason

bite nails short

sex related reason

other/nuance

long nails button

*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip

If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit

the humble nail bitter