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five hargreeves moments i think about too much

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  • “NO TWINE, NO BIRTH MOTHER”
  • that time he called lila and diego ‘sentient std’s’
  • “I don’t think I’m better than you. I know I’m better than you.“
  • "think batman…then aim lower.”
  • “It’s an extra kinky kind of black hole.”
  • “the next person who says dickhead will get a punch in the throat” *everyone proceeds to say dickhead*
  • “that’s one badass stapler”
  • “IM THE DADDY HERE”
  • “What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain.”
  • “ITS ÖGA FOR ÖGA YOU IDIOTS”
  • “GIANT BALL OF TWINE!! THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES :DDDD”
  • “I’d ask what you’re doing Klaus, but then it occurred to me that I don’t care”
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the doomed lovers of the umbrella academy

‘the world ended when it happened to me.’

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just some edits i made :) feel free to repost but pls credit me @bellafaerie on instagram and @whxre4hange on tumblr

i am not a fivexlila shipper, the only couple i like here is diego & lila. but the more i think abt it the sadder i get bc poor five never got to experience love nad DIEGO do not get me started on how bad s4 wrecked diego. also had a little giggle about the last one HAHA COS THE WORLD DID END WHEN IT HAPPENED TO VANYA. GEDDIT? PLS LAUGH.

anyways enjoy - lyrics are from 'we hug now’ by the gorgeous sydney rose :> dm me / message me if u want me to make any more or have any requests :)

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random things i’ve said/heard that remind me of five hargreeves

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  • “you want a muffin?” [to a crying girl, who nods] “i can’t make muffins”
  • “if you ever had one working braincell it would die of loneliness. think on that.”
  • “my heart hurts so bad” “go take some panadol”
  • “it’s not a kink, i just want to die”
  • [watching someone trip] “could’ve been worse. couldn’t have been me. i would’ve been faster, though.”
  • “no, i’m not actually upset. just mildly disappointed in your existence.”
  • “like, i’m not crying, but if i were, it’d be because of how stupid everyone is.”
  • “i’m not ignoring you. i’m just pretending you don’t exist. makes life much easier.”
  • “at least ur consistent in ur incompetence”
  • “i wonder how different you’d be if your parents actually loved you.”
  • “i’ll pretend I care, but only if it’s for like, five seconds and it’s a really good cause.”
  • [cooking someone dinner] “hey if i gave you food poisoning and u died would u be mad? be honest.”
  • “i don’t need a job. i need a nap and 10 martinis.“
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