Punk is whatever the state fucking hates so I'm sorry to announce to the functionally conservative but contemporary punk isn't leather jackets and punk rock from the 2000s, it's hyperfemininity, it's transsexualism, it's kinky leather harnesses, it's polyamory, it's Black female rappers, it's reading books from the library, it's pirating media, it's sharing your Netflix and Prime and Spotify passwords, it's patching up your thrifted clothes with cute embroidery until they're in tatters, it's "borrowing" groceries from corporations that make up inflation that doesn't exist, it's supporting small weird freaky artists on Etsy instead of buying the newest Official™️ boring low effort promotional image enamel pins, it's drawing and writing the raunchiest most disgusting and freaky porn you could possibly fathom, it's showing off your tits or top surgery scars in public, it's cis women packing and cis men tucking, it's dykefags and fagdykes and boylesbians and girlgays, it's paying for OnlyFans of trans people fisting themselves, it's making up new genders and sexualities and romantic orientations and editing whole new flags for them, it's refusing to label yourself for the gratification of a government that wants to know under what misspelled drafty legislation they should legally kill you

Punk is being/supporting whatever the state currently fucking despises and wants to burn off the face of the earth, not whatever you think is Punk Aesthetic. If you wanna be punk just to look like you were born in the 80s instead of actually BEING PUNK by supporting the degenerates and the freaks and the sex workers and the BIPOC and the transsexuals and the faggots and the dykes, burn your fucking $800 corp bought leather jacket because you're not Hobie Brown you're just a fucking poser.

Punk is fighting the system beside the ones the system is fighting against, Punk isn't a Pinterest moodboard.

sometimes i remember i'm a lot more radical than any of my friends, and when they bring up discourse, i'm othered for my perspective of "if it doesn't hurt anyone and it pisses off conservatives, go for it". be punk. be fucking weird.

My new dermatologist has waiting room decor that is extremely confusing there’s like a giant old Nike sneaker on the wall and an old postage stamp vending machine thing under that and a big white lady type beach house sign that says like “LAUNCH THE BOATS” or something on the opposite wall. And the bathroom door is painted with 2 jellyfish with speech bubbles and one jellyfish is saying “I need the restroom” and the other one is saying “cool.” This literally sounds like I’m having a stroke but it’s true

More dope shit from the bathroom I’m actually genuinely delighted by this place and how it makes no sense. Yes the wallpaper has bats

It’s great to be back

In a rare double own-goal the Young Nationals (the youth wing of a conservative party) posted this in their own Facebook comment section today

Naturally they have been getting completely roasted for it in the comments, leading the page to clarify they were actually referencing another blunder.

Problem is, it was a blunder by another Nationals MP that had largely gone unnoticed, so they've just dunked on their own brand twice.

The comments on both are, of course full of references to one of the great AusPol comment blunders of all time, making it possibly a rare three-for-one stuff up.

"Reblog if _" posts are lazy

Stop @'ing me in them. Yes I am ok if my friends are trannies, they already are, and yes i fw gay marriage. this does not need to be a conversation bro we're on tumblr

but what if you scroll past one in public and the unsuspecting bystander behind you now thinks you don't fw gay marriage

you have to gay marry the bystander

fuuuuuuuuck

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

even as a knight you're always drunk and sad

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

Switching between these every day

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."