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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

  1. I’m the best to ever do it
  2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
  3. No one’s ever done it like me
  4. I could be President/they should make me President
  5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
  6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
  7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
  8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
  9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
  10. I’m being sabotaged

(I hate seasonal allergies. And medicine doesn’t even work to make it better. And now I want to cry because my stepfather is accusing me of being a bitch and raising his tone because he found my dead Nintendo Switch charging under my desk and now I want to cry and I’m thinking that maybe my mom is right that my depression has gotten worse because I’ve had less energy which if she is right means that I should have raised my dosage of that newer medication I take instead of keeping it the same. I just can’t anymore guys.)

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