birdhug

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

humantea

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

shanedoesstuff

excuse me, no I wasn't???

beguilingcorpse

ALT

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

alpacinosgf

why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

cipheramnesia

I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn't go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.

dude-the-ancient-dragon

Back in the 90s, someone had script for a dark future cyberpunk movie (it was in style at the time) and them some coked out executive decided to make a Mario movie and just slap the brand over that script.

Also, because Mario at the time didn't have like a whole lot of characters, they had to really stretch it. Like, do you know who this absolute queen is?

A fish, that's big Bertha. They based the character very roughly on a giant fish that instantly eats you on a couple of water levels.

And that's the whole movie, a lazy executive desicion followed by wacky writing, and (and I mean this from the heart) Incredible design and execution. Like there's real actual talent at work there. This movie is better than it had any right to be and you should see it.

zetabrarian

I can't find the exact tell all article I'm thinking of, but I highly recommend digging into the details about the BTS for this movie because it is unreal.

girljpg

I will succeed because I'm crazy. 2025 mantra

deepseasmetro

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

kosmogrl

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

kosmogrl

here’s mine

kosmogrl

ah here’s the link guys

janigmatic

*wakes up in cold sweat*
🌟 smitski 🌟

I can't believe that my first artwork of the year is a SmiskixMitski fanart lol. Also, still manifesting a Mitski concert here in the Philippines, Mitski pls I'm begging 🙏

jdebbiel

smitski

bigfoots-biggest-fan

Reblog for greater sample size.

batshit-auspol

We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

tsunflowers

my favorite junji ito panel