• turning this into my pinned masterpost thing so, hey i’m jonah and i’m a writer and artist

    i made a podcast with my best friend wednesday! check out the creepypasta book club on spotify!

    i also have a brand new horror fiction podcast called “dear evelyn” which includes some arg/ unfiction/ puzzle aspects to solve.

    i’m on ao3 under withswords, please check out my story “the seer,” a magnus archives fanfiction. this will explain everything about me

    i am infrequently updating a stardew valley fan comic called frog weather.

    i also write web horror flash fiction! my portfolio is here, and you can check out this episode of the nosleep podcast where they performed my piece “small town america”

    i made some videos which you can check out here:

    current video in progress: why moulin rouge doesn’t work

    if you’d like to support me, i have commissions open for custom digital art, and you can tip me at the above link for a one-time donation.

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  • Sounds like a degree from Columbia, something students pay to attain, is not the long-term guarantee it was once thought to be. Sounds like a good reason to transfer out, not apply there, and never plan to attend. If they can just take your degree away after you've already earned it, what good is it?

    And to be clear: this isn't a thing. Serial killers don't get their degrees revoked. War criminals don't get their degrees revoked. This is straight up fascist nonsense that makes a degree from this institution categorically a bad investment.

  • I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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  • evening of passion with my 12 ton dragon girlfriend

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  • would the person who tagged this with marcille donato and falin touden please approach the bench for a high five

  • twitter leftist discourse is so annoying because i saw some leftists on twitter saying "i can't believe people are calling me a fascist eugenicist because i said you should exercise if you can" and i was like wow people are really saying that? and i looked into the discourse and what happened was some white leftist dude with a youtube channel said that if you don't go to the gym and get swole you're not a good leftist and will get killed by fascists and low key deserve it and people did not like that tweet and like i dunno i think that's actually a fair enough reason to be called a eugenicists actually.

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    like i dunno this seems like it goes beyond "maybe you should eat an apple or drink some water or do jumping jacks" because like is the implication that the reason so many jews died in the holocaust is because they were too fat and weak compared to the nazi's who were the PINICLE OF HEALTH, and that maybe if they were physically stronger they could of just like. not been a victim of the holocaust??? cause like i don't think that's true actually.

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    me when i care about other leftist's health

  • i can’t get over what a silly hypothetical these dudes have to construct to make cross country running the only skill that can save you from fascism

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