demonnstein:

miiilowo:

thicc-astronaut:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

pedrasacorn:

“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

medievalthymes:

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

eridan-ampora:

tmos-time:

eridan-ampora:

who up dinking they oiter

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

mtfoss:

towerofglass:

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

all VERY good suggestions!

princeofbadassery:

dorothylarouge:

Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love

Quick, everone in the UK put up a lawn sign like this and make her take detours all day long.

homunculus-argument:

My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

cheryandvanllagods:

lastoneout:

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

cchanticleer:

posting this for no particular reason

mr-deep-downer:

redspyisinthebased:

mr-deep-downer:

redspyisinthebased:

pinkcat68:

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i’m not even making that much

wait.why does it only have one head?

are you fucking with me