normal-guy-posts:

The bigwigs in D.C. don’t want you to know about the deals you can get at the Dollar Store

teathattast:

montparnasse:

You know zep hateeedddddd lawrence’s ass. Imagine working for the gayest person in the whole city and he’s married to a 10/10 blonde bombshell woman and the world’s cutest kid and he spends absolutely minimal time with them. and he’s such a fucking cunt all the time at work and even despite his extra hours, he doesn’t know Anything about the personal lives of the patients let alone their names. and you’re pretty sure he’s having a secret affair with a med school student— which is like super gross except that he Isn’t having an affair with her because he can’t even bring himself to have sex with her because he’s that fucking gay. and that’s your BOSS

wowhead:

i am going to wither away and die

if i dont get a hug

i am going to wither away and die

pedrogferreira:

There were a great many rings, but he could only take one. Which is it?

watercolor on paper

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malibuklaus:

no dude i swear i didn’t take the felweed

10 minutes later: Who Dares Summon Me

badluckbrian-deactivated:

offspring:

3000s:

saw is scary as fuck he cut off his foot thats crazy well i wouldnt have done that but more power to him and i hope hes doing well