“hey doctor, i need a referral to getting psychological help, and also an sti test. Thanks!”

"hey doctor, i need a referral to getting psychological help, and also an sti test. Thanks!"
The funniest part of this for me was that it was more like this:
“hi… um. I’ve, well, been talking to a social worker for a long time and um she told me to ask my family doctor to refer me to…getting mental health help from my clinic… if that’s okay…”
“Yeah, I guess I’ll get you a referral for that.”
“Oh! One more thing, I need an STI test.”
“…okay! Right….Yes. I’ll get you that.” Cough. “Anything else?”
“hey doctor, i need a referral to getting psychological help, and also an sti test. Thanks!”
The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)
The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.
Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.
How's your soulmate situation?
I'm thrilled about who I was able to pick! I'd love to have them around!
I'm happy, I found a good option
I can't complain too much, I guess
I'm not happy about my options, but whatever, I found someone
...Either my supposed "soulmate" or this poll OP is going to suffer
*broadly defined
Oz comic con was so fun this year! The Homestuck fan meet up was predicatably wild on day one, and my friend and I got to show off our (pretty last-minute) Fanstasy High cosplays (Buddy Dawn and K2/British Kristen) and everyone who came up to us were just so incredibly nice! Despite the con exhaustion, I miss it so much already.