Humans are widely regarded as one of the laziest species out there, with procrastination being unique to us. It also means that we do things at extreme efficiency, albeit at the last moment.

You’ve convinced death to let you have a second chance at an extraordinary life, starting over from the beginning, with all your memories intact. A second life of procrastination and wasted opportunities later, you stand before a very disappointed Death.

You are the God of Procrastination. You never got anything done, and help others do the same. Secretly, you are also the God of “Flow”, a granter of immense focus, unending stamina, and quick wit at last moments. Other Gods stole your credits, but you’ve decided to prove yourself.

Here is a list of fresh dialogue prompts! Thank you everyone for contributing!

• “You know, I call my boyfriend ‘daddy’ too!”
• “Why can’t I date a girl if you’re dating two women at the same time while married?”
• “This song goes out to my dad. Thanks for telling me I’ll never make it!”
• “If you really wanted to you could become batman, you’ve got the dead parents thing down.”

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