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Easter Greetings Ecard with text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.
Easter Greetings Ecard with text: The wizard in the sky wants you to buy chocolate wrapped in aluminium in remembrance of a politically-motivated execution of a guy who just wanted everybody to get nice.

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My two little girls were yelling, 'Heretic! Unbeliever!' Why did I teach them those words?

— Call Me Nebuchadnezzar

Every time I stared down the sights of my BB gun at my neighbour as he descended his back stairs (unmasked and mindlessly unready for the perils of this world) I wondered why such men exist. And over time I concluded they exist because baby bears need to eat too.

— Oh, For the Fear of a Bear!

They’re experts, you see, and they can prove it by speaking in a litany of cliches, and you’re supposed to listen and marvel in awed silence. Sometimes, when people talk about coffee, you can almost hear the agitated hooting of primates squabbling in a tree.

— Coffee and Whiskey, Please

Is this what life is? A slow gathering of low-level traumas? You become increasingly brittle and vulnerable to petty shocks, then one day you see an unexpected piece of string, and finally succumb to madness?

— In the Garden of the Danger Noodles

What sort of nonsense is this?

Well, here's two random cards I made. Yes. I know.

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: This Easter - do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate.

easter psa

I’m in San Francisco writing a script for a Canadian TV adaption of Breaking Bad. The story is set in Alberta. The lead character gets cancer, receives free government healthcare, makes a full recovery and lots of nice friends. I really tried to put a rabbit into the story but it kept touching balloon animals inappropriately. Rabbits. They're so wrong.,

Easter Greetings

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: The lesson I have taken away from Easter is that if you are really, really, really nice to people, you will be betrayed by your friends, murdered and then, 2000 years later, everyone will remember you by eating a randomly chosen chocolate animal.

easter lesson

I've been meaning to become religious for a while now. I think I'd be really good at it. Everyone would be DAMN he's good at being religious, and I'd be like I KNOW RIGHT. I'd be better at being religious than Jesus, who, let's face it, kept a back-up career just in case (carpentry). My favorite quote by Jesus? 'Live by the carpentry, die by the carpentry.' See? Good at being religious.

Easter Greetings

These great people bought me coffee

"I love the offbeat humour - just the thing for the silly season! Read your books a couple of weeks ago too. Laughed out loud - can't wait for more."

Sarah

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"I hear echoes of Monty Python and Mel Brooks (on a good day). Thank you, we need humor at this time. ...Insert political diatribe here..."

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"Are you certain we're not related? You seem to share my exact same sentiments about our worldly circumstances!"

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