Say no more—you came here looking for an excuse to text your crush, right? Or perhaps you’ve recently become the lucky recipient of a text from said crush and you’re in need of the perfect, flirty-yet-chill reply. Either way, we’re happy to say you’ve come to the right place. In case you haven’t heard, memes are basically a flirting secret weapon—a cheeky, low-key way of expressing some of your deepest (or, you know, horniest) feelings for someone without being too obvious. A sexy meme lets you allude to how you really feel without really putting it in words yourself—all while making you seem effortlessly smart and witty. Love to see it.
As long as you know your audience—like, the person you’re meme-ing has to get your sense of humor—it’s kinda tough to go wrong with a well-placed meme. Does that risky text seems a little *too* risky? Test the waters with a flirty meme instead. Dying to text your crush but scared to go in cold? Hitting ’em with the old, “Lol, saw this and thought of you” is the perfect way to let them know they’re on your mind while keeping it casual. Texting sesh with your talking stage situationship hit a lull? Nothing a well-timed meme can’t fix!
And thanks to the horny beauty that is the internet, there’s a never-ending bounty of sexy memes out there just waiting to be sent to that person you’re trying to smash. To help you narrow down your options so you can go forth and slide on into a lucky someone’s DMs with the perfect ice-breaker, we’ve graciously pulled a few of our favorites for ya. Here are 50 sexy memes to send to your partner, crush, FWB, or really anyone who can appreciate a good sex joke.
1. When you just have a naturally alluring gaze.
2. When you remember that womanhood has its perks!
3. New email greeting just dropped.
4. When it’s Railed in a Sundress Season
5. When you’re feeling a certain type of way.
6. Eyes down here, please
7. When you want them to know exactly the kind of loving you’re looking for.
8. When we all do this for some reason.
9. When you’re trying to keep things "chill."
10. When you want them to know how much you appreciate the little things.
11. And how much they mean to you.
12. And how much you loooove them.
13. When they stilllll don’t get it.
14. They really do, though.
15. When they could use an emoji literacy lesson.
16. When you're trying to clearly outline your plans for tonight.
17. And for the whole weekend.
18. And for your whole future, tbh.
19. When you're trying to drop hints.
20. When you miss them.
21. When they missed you.
22. Good to set expectations early on.
23. When you're still in the talking phase.
24. And you're still getting to know each other.
25. And neither of you is here to waste your time 👏🏼
26. When you like them so much you can't take it.
27. When you're a lil drunk and ready to send the "Wyd?" text.
28. When you’re literally just crushing.
29. When you’re in your Charlotte era but you’re *this* Charlotte, specifically.
30. When you're feeling wholesome as hell and totally in love.
31. When you know how to appeal to their interests.
32. When you need your situationship to know you can't stop thinking about them.
33. Do I even have to explain this one?
34. When they haven't given you enough attention for the day.
35. When your love language is physical touch.
36. When they just uploaded a super sexy thirst trap on Insta.
37. When you are really in your feels about missing them.
38. When you're feeling overwhelmed with how? much? you? like? them?
39. When you want them to know what you look like when you get a text back from them.
40. When you want to show them that you+them=happiness.
41. When they're so sweet, they deserve a cake.
42. When they get your heart pounding.
43. When you need puppies to get the point across.
44. When you want to reiterate that you're very, very sexually compatible.
45. When they're your best view.
46. When you want them to know it’s *that* time of the month (no, not that one—the other one)
47. When you’re down bad and not afraid to show it.
48. When you’re done fighting
49. When you’re just trying to get railed in a sundress
50. When that morning wood simply hits different
Kayla Kibbe (she/her) is the Associate Sex and Relationships Editor at Cosmopolitan US, where she covers all things sex, love, dating and relationships. She lives in Astoria, Queens and probably won’t stop talking about how great it is if you bring it up. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.