Edward Hotspur is a world-famous author and witticist. The world just doesn't know it yet. There will seem to be no rhyme or reason to his writings, but there is an underlying mess...view moreEdward Hotspur is a world-famous author and witticist. The world just doesn't know it yet. There will seem to be no rhyme or reason to his writings, but there is an underlying message/theme running through all of them: He is awesome. Or possibly insane, though the two are not mutually exclusive. He loves sarcasm, cynicism, wittiness, one-liners, awful puns, music, cooking and left-handed salads. He adores referring to himself in the third person. He had no help whatsoever writing this bio.view less